So A Monster Stole My Nigger At Work Today.

April 03, 2015, 06:48:43 PM

So Cheat was happily improving the mobile app after spending the day picking in the fields. After I returned from washing the car, his daily serving of chicken was left untouched. Surely he wouldn't have ran off, and the only explanation is that an otherworldly being obtained my dark skinned companion. What do?

Raw Sugar · April 03, 2015, 06:53:45 PM

Wait...!
Is cheat black?

April 03, 2015, 06:54:16 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 03, 2015, 06:53:45 PM

Wait...!
Is cheat black?

He's dark enough to form a singularity.

Mattie G Indahouse · April 03, 2015, 06:58:07 PM

It's simple. Go "Hey Cheat! You want this signed welfare check"?!" He should pop his head up and run at you.

Raw Sugar · April 03, 2015, 06:58:17 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Vargun on April 03, 2015, 06:54:16 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 03, 2015, 06:53:45 PM
Wait...!
Is cheat black?
He's dark enough to form a singularity.

english pls

The Lord Slide Rule · April 03, 2015, 07:01:40 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 03, 2015, 06:58:17 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Vargun on April 03, 2015, 06:54:16 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 03, 2015, 06:53:45 PM
Wait...!
Is cheat black?
He's dark enough to form a singularity.
english pls

he's blacker than a coal mine

at night

at the bottom of the ocean

Korra · April 03, 2015, 07:02:03 PM

April 03, 2015, 07:06:03 PM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on April 03, 2015, 07:01:40 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 03, 2015, 06:58:17 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Vargun on April 03, 2015, 06:54:16 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 03, 2015, 06:53:45 PM
Wait...!
Is cheat black?
He's dark enough to form a singularity.
english pls
he's blacker than a coal mine

at night

at the bottom of the ocean

If the ocean were in deep space

Raw Sugar · April 03, 2015, 07:08:17 PM

Quote from: SexyBarracuda on April 03, 2015, 07:01:40 PM

Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 03, 2015, 06:58:17 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Vargun on April 03, 2015, 06:54:16 PM
Quote from: Raw Sugar on April 03, 2015, 06:53:45 PM
Wait...!
Is cheat black?
He's dark enough to form a singularity.
english pls
he's blacker than a coal mine

at night

at the bottom of the ocean

daaaaaaaamn. There's dark, there's African, there's nigger, and then theres cheat.

Luis · April 03, 2015, 07:41:01 PM

get some watermelon to get him back