If you are from San Diego, this was at Studio Diner on Ruffin Road last night at about 7:30.

So, Nicholas and I were on our own for dinner, one of Mrs Charlie's associates had a massive blowout stroke, and is fully paralyzed. Her kids elected to pull all life saving measures. So everyone is saying their goodbyes.

So Nicholas and I went out to dinner. We sat down at one of the booths that are around the walls of the restaurant. In the middle, where the tables are, sat a group of 6. 3 guys, 3 gals. They were a loud group, aged 24 or so. The guys were all the "Sup bro! Let's do some shots!" variety. The girls were the types that date that kinda guy.

I ordered my son his food. He's just shy of 2, so pasta for him. The staff is taking forever, so he starts to entertain himself...

That means he starts to flirt.

The girl at the bro table is blonde, fake boobs, tramp stamp and dolphin tattoos... Just Nicholas's type. He starts yelling "Hi! Hiiiiiiii!" at her. She notices, and he does his peekaboo routine. Then out of the blue, he yells "Hey! Heyyy Baabee! Hey Baby!"

One of the bros hears this and think I'm using my son to hit on his girlfriend. He yells over "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR KID JUST SAY?"

I tell him to keep it down, he's yelling at a 2 year old. His girlfriend says, oh baby, don't do this AGAIN. Which is the best way to make him get more angry.

I told him that he's getting pissed over a two year old, to calm the fuck down. He keeps going on about me using "my brat" to hit on his woman. He got up, forcing me to do the same. Nicholas is in a high chair at the end of my table, putting between this asshole and me. Can't have that.

The guy is clearly wanting to fight, when the manager rushes over and kicks the bros out. He apologizes to me. The idiots are outside yelling, when the manager threatened to call the cops. They leave, dinner gets to the table. We eat.

Fun night.

A dudebro flipped out because your 2 year old is a better player than him.

All of my yes.

Nicholas does have game.

What an alpha, and only 2 years old at that.

Better be real. It's 100 shekels per lol.

Oh it be real.

The kid has nore game than Kinder

The part that throws me for a loop is what his chick told him. "Oh, don't do this AGAIN."

He's gone off on kids before.

He sounds like a reasonable and well adjusted man.

Lol tramp stamp? Charlie, and you said people like me make judgments.
OT: fucker sounds like my cousin. Just another adult child.

I think that's what it's called. The tattoo at the top of a buttcrack. Tramp stamp.

Wow.

You'd have to be a dumbass to assume that your girlfriend would go out on a date with a 2-year-old.

I'm talking about the guy that cursed out your son here. That's pretty lame to be jealous of a 2-year-old.

Thank you, Captain.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 23, 2014, 12:15:07 PM

Wow.

You'd have to be a dumbass to assume that your girlfriend would go out on a date with a 2-year-old.

I'm talking about the guy that cursed out your son here. That's pretty lame to be jealous of a 2-year-old.

Thank you, Captain.

Yes it is I. Captain Obvious!

2 years old and he's already trying to pick up girls.

They grow up so fast.

Nicholas is gonna become a real alpha male

And fucking lol at the beta loosing his shit over a damn 2 year old. He must have SERIOUS insecurities to get upset at a baby

My sides.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Nicholas, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass may mays. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ebin upboats? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of autists because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on 4chon.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was king of the hill in the ball pit, and starter on duck duck goose. What after snacktime activities do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight patty cakes, and have a banging hot fisher price playset (I just pushed a button; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.