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Who will win this final duel?

Me
9 (75%)
The innocence of the person beheading me
3 (25%)

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So if I were beheaded by al-Qaeda....

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...which one of us would really die?

And no, it cannot be both.
Last Edit: May 06, 2015, 03:11:15 AM by Not Comms Officer

 
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>commsposting

 
 
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You, islam has no innocence.

 
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Quote from: Soʟoɴoɪᴅ on May 06, 2015, 03:08:08 AM
>commsposting
Think about it deeply.

Who would really die?

 
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Hopefully it actually happens

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Quote from: Byrne on May 06, 2015, 03:09:04 AM
You, islam has no innocence.
How did you know it was Islam Karimov who was beheading me?

 
 
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Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 06, 2015, 03:09:59 AM
Quote from: Byrne on May 06, 2015, 03:09:04 AM
You, islam has no innocence.
How did you know it was Islam Karimov who was beheading me?


Spoiler
no emo

 
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It'd just be you.

If somebody's already lined up to behead you then they've already long ago dispensed with their formal innocence. So you could say that the beheader's innocence was already dead.

Which would mean that there's nothing left to tarnish.

As such.

You'd be ding dong dead.

 
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Quote from: Sandtrap on May 06, 2015, 03:18:39 AM
It'd just be you.

If somebody's already lined up to behead you then they've already long ago dispensed with their formal innocence. So you could say that the beheader's innocence was already dead.

Which would mean that there's nothing left to tarnish.

As such.

You'd be ding dong dead.
Uh, you know this was a shitpost, right? Lol

-I mean memepost.
Last Edit: May 06, 2015, 03:22:49 AM by Not Comms Officer

 
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Quote from: Lemön fresh on May 06, 2015, 03:09:51 AM
Hopefully it actually happens
reported

 
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I'm with what Fuckboy said

 
 
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Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 06, 2015, 03:22:03 AM
Quote from: Sandtrap on May 06, 2015, 03:18:39 AM
It'd just be you.

If somebody's already lined up to behead you then they've already long ago dispensed with their formal innocence. So you could say that the beheader's innocence was already dead.

Which would mean that there's nothing left to tarnish.

As such.

You'd be ding dong dead.
Uh, you know this was a shitpost, right? Lol

-I mean memepost.

Who says I took anything here seriously? I just wrote the first thing that showed up in response.

 
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lol

 
 
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>hadjis
>ever having innocence

 
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My stupidity is self evident.
Comms wouldn't die. He'd live on as an entity made entirely of funposts.

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I don't think anybody would die, not really. The beheader is already dead inside and Comms was only autism manifested in mortal flesh being returned to his non-corporeal form

 
 
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I wouldnt care.

*sips tea*

 
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Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 05:38:38 PM
"HEYEHEUEVEHEIAVAKSVAHVA TERRORISM LOL IM SO FUNNY GUISE"

Kill yourself
>this mad

 
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Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 06, 2015, 05:55:23 PM
Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 05:38:38 PM
"HEYEHEUEVEHEIAVAKSVAHVA TERRORISM LOL IM SO FUNNY GUISE"

Kill yourself
>this mad
He's just mad his dad pussied out an ran from Iran

 
 
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Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 05:56:25 PM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 06, 2015, 05:55:23 PM
Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 05:38:38 PM
"HEYEHEUEVEHEIAVAKSVAHVA TERRORISM LOL IM SO FUNNY GUISE"

Kill yourself
>this mad
Nah it's just gotten really cringy and annoying.
That's your problem then. Lol.

Give me a reason to care.
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Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 06:04:17 PM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 06, 2015, 06:03:03 PM
Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 05:56:25 PM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 06, 2015, 05:55:23 PM
Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 05:38:38 PM
"HEYEHEUEVEHEIAVAKSVAHVA TERRORISM LOL IM SO FUNNY GUISE"

Kill yourself
>this mad
Nah it's just gotten really cringy and annoying.
That's your problem then. Lol.
Literally everybody here cringes at these posts you make. They're gay as fuck.
>assumptions

And give me a reason to care.

 
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me because id be so sad :'(

 
 
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Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 06:07:09 PM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 06, 2015, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 06:04:17 PM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 06, 2015, 06:03:03 PM
Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 05:56:25 PM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 06, 2015, 05:55:23 PM
Quote from: challengerX on May 06, 2015, 05:38:38 PM
"HEYEHEUEVEHEIAVAKSVAHVA TERRORISM LOL IM SO FUNNY GUISE"

Kill yourself
>this mad
Nah it's just gotten really cringy and annoying.
That's your problem then. Lol.
Literally everybody here cringes at these posts you make. They're gay as fuck.
>assumptions

And give me a reason to care.
No, it's the truth. Thad why they get no replies from the people ignoring you and negative ones from me and a few others. Go ahead and try to find a post saying "OMG LOL THESE  TERRORISM SHITPOSTS ARE SO HILARIOUS AND WITTY".
So?

 
 
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