So if God made us in his image

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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Does that mean he's a weeb furry scalie homosexual tranny bisexual pansexual  brony?


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Does that mean he's a weeb furry scalie homosexual tranny bisexual pansexual  brony?

>Implying Adam was any of those

For God's sake, you technically couldn't have been a weeb/furry/tranny/brony if you were the first human.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Does that mean he's a weeb furry scalie homosexual tranny bisexual pansexual  brony?

>Implying Adam was any of those

For God's sake, you technically couldn't have been a weeb/furry/tranny/brony if you were the first human.
God made us in his image, therefore God s a weeb-fuirry-scalie-homosexual-tranny-bisexual-pansexual-brony.


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Does that mean he's a weeb furry scalie homosexual tranny bisexual pansexual  brony?

>Implying Adam was any of those

For God's sake, you technically couldn't have been a weeb/furry/tranny/brony if you were the first human.
God made us in his image, therefore God s a weeb-fuirry-scalie-homosexual-tranny-bisexual-pansexual-brony.

You really have devolved into a useless shitposter who does nothing but spew the same type of ultra-cheap bait over and over in an attempt to just piss people off. Its not even funny; its just pathetic. This isn't coming from anger; rather out of pity. You're just... sad.


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Did God use GBPs for his chicken tendies?


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Does that mean he's a weeb furry scalie homosexual tranny bisexual pansexual  brony?

>Implying Adam was any of those

For God's sake, you technically couldn't have been a weeb/furry/tranny/brony if you were the first human.
God made us in his image, therefore God s a weeb-fuirry-scalie-homosexual-tranny-bisexual-pansexual-brony.

You really have devolved into a useless shitposter who does nothing but spew the same type of ultra-cheap bait over and over in an attempt to just piss people off. Its not even funny; its just pathetic. This isn't coming from anger; rather out of pity. You're just... sad.
You're so platinum mad right now.
You should probably stop describing yourself too.


 
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He would.


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religion is srs bsns guise


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Since when does being a weeb/furry/scalie/brony affect our physical appearance?
allow me to answer my own question for your
it doesn't


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Can your science explain why it rains?


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Can your science explain why it rains?


YES, YES IT CAN!


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How does one become a Bad Member?
One does not simply become a bad member.
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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Can your science explain why it rains?
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There are three different ways of turning moist air into cloud, so that it rains or snows. Rain - and other forms of precipitation - occur when warm moist air cools and condensation occurs. Since warm air can hold more water than cool air, when the warmer air is cooled the moisture condenses to liquid - and it rains.

But this can be our little secret


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

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👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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Does that mean he's a weeb furry scalie homosexual tranny bisexual pansexual  brony?

>Implying Adam was any of those

For God's sake, you technically couldn't have been a weeb/furry/tranny/brony if you were the first human.
But this almighty god would still be able to know what humans would be like in the future. So he still did create those types in his eyes.


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some Egyptian gods were basically furries so yeah I guess


 
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Can your science explain why it rains?
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There are three different ways of turning moist air into cloud, so that it rains or snows. Rain - and other forms of precipitation - occur when warm moist air cools and condensation occurs. Since warm air can hold more water than cool air, when the warmer air is cooled the moisture condenses to liquid - and it rains.

But this can be our little secret
:0
Wooooooooaaaaaahhhhh
That's like... Crazy.....


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Since when does being a weeb/furry/scalie/brony affect our physical appearance?
allow me to answer my own question for your
it doesn't
Yes it does, most notably by permitting the afflicted to grow facial hair on their neck and unlock the wearing of silly hats.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Adam used to practice bestiality before God created Eve.


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
OR We created God in our image


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If god made us in his image, why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons?


 
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Can your science explain why it rains?
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There are three different ways of turning moist air into cloud, so that it rains or snows. Rain - and other forms of precipitation - occur when warm moist air cools and condensation occurs. Since warm air can hold more water than cool air, when the warmer air is cooled the moisture condenses to liquid - and it rains.

But this can be our little secret
:0
Wooooooooaaaaaahhhhh
That's like... Crazy.....


did you seriously not know this?


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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#13


Can your science explain why it rains?
Spoiler
There are three different ways of turning moist air into cloud, so that it rains or snows. Rain - and other forms of precipitation - occur when warm moist air cools and condensation occurs. Since warm air can hold more water than cool air, when the warmer air is cooled the moisture condenses to liquid - and it rains.

But this can be our little secret
:0
Wooooooooaaaaaahhhhh
That's like... Crazy.....


did you seriously not know this?
Of course I know this.
How stupid do you think I am??


 
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fuck you
God can bow down to me.

Stupid casual.


 
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I follow God on Twitter :^)
Quite a humorous guy.


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We cannot be made in the image of something that does not exist. Evolution did not have us come about to look like some imaginary friend.
Okay Captain Boring


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If god made me in his image, why do I not have a Gandalf beard?


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Assuming all humans are derived from a divine image, the thing most analogous to all humans would be a simplistic looking creature we'd identify as human. It would have a face, arms, legs, etc.
Basically, if we narrow down human traits to generality which is reflected in all humans, we get a caricature-esque figure. There would be absence of defining characteristics we could attribute to genetic difference (though the human genome as a whole is pretty uniform).


 
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The Rage....
gOD must be fucking mentally retarded since hE created you faggots.