So I screwed up...

 
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Rockets on my X
I was gonna post the eye roll gifs.

But I already did that.

But oh no, don't listen to sandtrap about the potential drama that comes with rebound young love, or as I like to call it, "momentary infatuation."

Good fucking job slick. That was what? Two days? Three at the tops? Pick your butt up off the floor and keep moving. If that whole fling lasted that long before it burned then it's not even worth the emotional baggage of being fucking sad over yourself and your terrible choice.

Why don't ya treat yourself out to somewhere nice? Go to a nice place to eat at and mull your poor decision over until you realize that it was a shit move to make, should never be done again, and go merrily on your way.


I haven't given up. She'll see that I'm the one for her.

I cee.

Icy.

Slippery.

Damn I almost fell off that edge and cut myself.

You need to stop parodying roman m8. One roman is enough as it is.

That's the point of these exercises.

We learn through repetition.

But how can mirrors be real if light is distorted by the effects of space time and gravity?

We can't know for sure, that's why it's called faith.

The only thing I have faith in is Chuck E Cheeses all you can eat buffets.

The absolute certainty of liquid shit the next day?

Who says it takes a whole day for your internal organs to liquify?

I was thinking maybe just a couple of hours.

Just enough time for me to stop at the nearest gas station and mark it's bathroom eternally as a beacon for the dark lord to return.


Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I was gonna post the eye roll gifs.

But I already did that.

But oh no, don't listen to sandtrap about the potential drama that comes with rebound young love, or as I like to call it, "momentary infatuation."

Good fucking job slick. That was what? Two days? Three at the tops? Pick your butt up off the floor and keep moving. If that whole fling lasted that long before it burned then it's not even worth the emotional baggage of being fucking sad over yourself and your terrible choice.

Why don't ya treat yourself out to somewhere nice? Go to a nice place to eat at and mull your poor decision over until you realize that it was a shit move to make, should never be done again, and go merrily on your way.


I haven't given up. She'll see that I'm the one for her.

I cee.

Icy.

Slippery.

Damn I almost fell off that edge and cut myself.

You need to stop parodying roman m8. One roman is enough as it is.

That's the point of these exercises.

We learn through repetition.

But how can mirrors be real if light is distorted by the effects of space time and gravity?

We can't know for sure, that's why it's called faith.

The only thing I have faith in is Chuck E Cheeses all you can eat buffets.

The absolute certainty of liquid shit the next day?

Who says it takes a whole day for your internal organs to liquify?

I was thinking maybe just a couple of hours.

Just enough time for me to stop at the nearest gas station and mark it's bathroom eternally as a beacon for the dark lord to return.

And they will know him by his stench, the filth that writhes forth from unspeakable conditions.


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You've gone incoherent.