Quote from: Deadtrap on October 04, 2015, 04:44:53 PM

Quote from: Mistanosejob on October 04, 2015, 04:43:08 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 04, 2015, 04:40:50 PM

Here. That should set the mood. Fuckin' candles, nice bathroom, leg muscles, and shorts.

Jive's going to be happy. Spreading his gains to wider horizons.

For the record I'm not actually going to e-bang these women. Just curious to see what kind of people on Rock band 2 are asking me for my kik

Older horny men.

Alright. Well then.

Okay so we're off to a good start. You send her a picture of your legs and dick and she's got a picture of a baby.

Mother of the year coming right up.

Alright. Well then.

ABORT ABORT

Quote from: Mistanosejob on October 04, 2015, 04:54:11 PM

Alright. Well then.

ABORT ABORT

ALL SYSTEMS ON LOCKDOWN, TROOPS RETREAT

Alright and they got kicked out of my game. Basically what happens is, whenever psycho killer comes on, their game freezes, their disc is scratched and can't read the song. As I was making a set list I forgot to scroll right over the song and I triggered it.

I think I'm just gonna call it day. I don't wanna see her boobs anyhow.

Somebody needs to do a face swap of those two.

you should probably delete those images, I mean you posted picture of her kid on some backwater forum.

Rather poor argument considering the fact that she posted that to a literal random stranger over some sort of dating/sexting/texting whatever kind of site.

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 04, 2015, 05:07:47 PM

She's easily 20, you dolts.

Since when do you go for oldfags?

There's fresh meat right there on the left.

If you drink coffee right as it comes out of the dipper then you are going to burn your mouth.

Girls have to be at least four to be enjoyable.

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 04, 2015, 05:08:57 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 04, 2015, 05:07:47 PM

She's easily 20, you dolts.

Since when do you go for oldfags?

There's fresh meat right there on the left.

If you drink coffee right as it comes out of the dipper then you are going to burn your mouth.

Girls have to be at least four to be enjoyable.

That baby is at least over four pounds. There's your greenlight.

Quote from: 👌ni👌n on October 04, 2015, 05:06:30 PM

you should probably delete those images, I mean you posted picture of her kid on some backwater forum.

Did it go through? Can't tell on Tapatalk

Yep.

Ask for access to their bank account first.

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 04, 2015, 04:21:15 PM

Internet flings never go well.

That's not really true. They can work if both people really want it to.

I know a dude who's been happy with his girlfriend he met online for a few years now and Flee here is another example of an internet relationship that worked out well.

I don't account for rare cases. Rare cases aren't things that you bet solid money on. Thinking that you're somehow going to be a lucky snowflake and get that 1 in a million chance is stupid and setting yourself up for failure.

If you do get that 1 in a million, then by all means, count your luck and be as happy as you can.

But never bet on it.