So I got married

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What do you people see in marriage?
Just a waste of money, you can show your affection in other ways...

Easier bank sharing and life insurance disbursement, joint tax filling, military dependent benefits, adherence to religious convictions, statistically demonstrable increase in relationship longevity and security as well as better overall quality of life for children, better credit score, cheaper cost of living, and because I love her. Of course I show affection in other ways...that's not at all what marriage is. It's a solid, legal obligation to someone, trusting them as a confidante, legal proxy, financial partner, parent, and spouse.
Last Edit: December 23, 2014, 01:16:57 PM by H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y


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What do you people see in marriage?
Just a waste of money, you can show your affection in other ways...

Easier bank sharing and life insurance disbursement, joint tax filling, military dependent benefits, adherence to religious convictions, statistically demonstrable increase in relationship longevity and security as well as better overall quality of life for children, better credit score, cheaper cost of living, and because I love her. Of course I show affection in other ways...that's not at all what marriage is. It's a solid, legal obligation to someone, trusting them as a confidante, legal proxy, financial partner, parent, and spouse.
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But not really, because you can have all that shit without having the ceremony, which is often a needlessly stressful waste of time and money and tends to be the biggest reason why people are against weddings. Marriage is fine--the wedding is the dick-kicker.

But I mean, whatever. I'm glad it went well for OP I guess?


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Remind me to make a better bio.
Congratulations!


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But not really, because you can have all that shit without having the ceremony, which is often a needlessly stressful waste of time and money and tends to be the biggest reason why people are against weddings. Marriage is fine--the wedding is the dick-kicker.

But I mean, whatever. I'm glad it went well for OP I guess?
a wedding is just like a big ass party to celebrate and a religious ceremony if that's what you're about.


 
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uhhhhhhhhhh

...yeah...

that's what i'm talking about, guy

A lot of people who don't want to get married just don't wanna have the party. Because setting up for it is a stressful bitch. They don't realize, though, that you don't need to have it.
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uhhhhhhhhhh

...yeah...

that's what i'm talking about, guy

A lot of people who don't want to get married just don't wanna have the party. Because setting up for it is a stressful bitch. They don't realize, though, that you don't need to have it.
Well fine then... Don't do it. Its more for the family than it is for us anyway. But its totally worth it in the end! It is a wonderful memory that you get to share with everybody, Friends and Family.


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uhhhhhhhhhh

...yeah...

that's what i'm talking about, guy

A lot of people who don't want to get married just don't wanna have the party. Because setting up for it is a stressful bitch. They don't realize, though, that you don't need to have it.
I've never heard of anyone who didn't want to have a wedding having one. This is just you showing how edgy and not main stream you are because you're too cool for weddings.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
You're okay with waking up to the same person everyday?

You sleep they're there
You wake up they're there
you shit they're there
You want some time alone from people they're there

Fuck that man


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I've never heard of anyone who didn't want to have a wedding having one. This is just you showing how edgy and not main stream you are because you're too cool for weddings.
is that supposed to be insulting


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I've never heard of anyone who didn't want to have a wedding having one. This is just you showing how edgy and not main stream you are because you're too cool for weddings.
is that supposed to be insulting
no, just sad


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SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PERSONAL FREEDOM

Also, I'd hit that. The groom, I mean


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uhhhhhhhhhh

...yeah...

that's what i'm talking about, guy

A lot of people who don't want to get married just don't wanna have the party. Because setting up for it is a stressful bitch. They don't realize, though, that you don't need to have it.
Well fine then... Don't do it. Its more for the family than it is for us anyway. But its totally worth it in the end! It is a wonderful memory that you get to share with everybody, Friends and Family.
Gaaaaaaay


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uhhhhhhhhhh

...yeah...

that's what i'm talking about, guy

A lot of people who don't want to get married just don't wanna have the party. Because setting up for it is a stressful bitch. They don't realize, though, that you don't need to have it.
Well fine then... Don't do it. Its more for the family than it is for us anyway. But its totally worth it in the end! It is a wonderful memory that you get to share with everybody, Friends and Family.
Gaaaaaaay
You seem very determined to get a rise out of me as of late...


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
uhhhhhhhhhh

...yeah...

that's what i'm talking about, guy

A lot of people who don't want to get married just don't wanna have the party. Because setting up for it is a stressful bitch. They don't realize, though, that you don't need to have it.
Well fine then... Don't do it. Its more for the family than it is for us anyway. But its totally worth it in the end! It is a wonderful memory that you get to share with everybody, Friends and Family.
Gaaaaaaay
You seem very determined to get a rise out of me as of late...
No


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does this stuff even work?
congrats dude.


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You're okay with waking up to the same person everyday?

You sleep they're there
You wake up they're there
you shit they're there
You want some time alone from people they're there

Fuck that man

Deployments, bruh


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I cant argue with progress, just you.
Good for you. Congratulations on your wedding and marriage.


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Please explain what people see in marriage.


 
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Congrats to you personally, but.. fuckitol.


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Please explain what people see in marriage.

See above.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
You're okay with waking up to the same person everyday?

You sleep they're there
You wake up they're there
you shit they're there
You want some time alone from people they're there

Fuck that man

Deployments, bruh
Don't fuck the goat, man.


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How big was the wedding cake?


 
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Glad to hear