So here's a scene from the new Transformers film

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So nobody wastes money paying to see this. Megatron negotiating with humans in a Suicide Squad esque scene to get his awkward underlings to be released....


Just.

Wat.

 
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Apparently Earth is Unicron, so Bay has basically prevented anyone from picking up from here on out (not that one would want to).

Hopefully the franchise can be rebooted in the spirit of the original cartoon. Transformers: Devastation was wonderful because of that.

 
 
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The first Bayformers movie had Blackout destroy an entire military base by himself without getting a scratch.

This movie has the most iconic Transformer villain negotiating with humans to free his own guys. What the fuck?

 
 
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How many Megatron's are there? In the first movie after his death he gets dumped into a deep spot in the ocean to get crushed, in the third movie not only does he get decapitated, but he has a giant axe through his head and in the fourth movie his clone gets killed as well.

 
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Quote from: SecondClass on July 02, 2017, 05:39:46 PM
god forbid a movie contain humor

god youre such a contrarian

 
 
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Quote from: SecondClass on July 02, 2017, 05:39:46 PM
god forbid a movie contain humor

god youre such a contrarian
god that's so fucking true

 
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Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on July 02, 2017, 05:25:40 PM
Apparently Earth is Unicron

Wasn't that done in Transformers Prime already?

 
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What's wrong with this scene exactly?

 
 
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Quote from: The Lord Ruler on July 02, 2017, 06:00:22 PM
What's wrong with this scene exactly?
hohoho its a scene from modern michael bay that has humor so we all have to hate it

 
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Hold on, Megatron? Didn't he become Galvatron in Age of Extinction?

 
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Quote from: SecondClass on July 02, 2017, 06:02:46 PM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on July 02, 2017, 06:00:22 PM
What's wrong with this scene exactly?
hohoho its a scene from modern michael bay that has humor so we all have to hate it

TBH I was liking the scene up until Bay's typical humor kicked in.

 
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Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on July 02, 2017, 06:09:15 PM
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Quote from: The Lord Ruler on July 02, 2017, 06:00:22 PM
What's wrong with this scene exactly?
hohoho its a scene from modern michael bay that has humor so we all have to hate it

TBH I was liking the scene up until Bay's typical humor kicked in.

What's wrong with the humor?

 
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Quote from: The Lord Ruler on July 02, 2017, 06:14:53 PM
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What's wrong with this scene exactly?
hohoho its a scene from modern michael bay that has humor so we all have to hate it

TBH I was liking the scene up until Bay's typical humor kicked in.

What's wrong with the humor?

I just dont find it funny personally. I don't want to call it juvenile since I think I personally have some juvenile tastes in humor myself, but I do think it's played itself out over the course of the movies.
Some (stupid) people find it offensive for whatever reason.

 
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Just watched the clip.

Goodness gracious that was terrible. I had forgotten how abhorrent the "humor" is in those


Last Edit: July 02, 2017, 08:39:33 PM by Mmmmm Napalm

 
 
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Quote from: Jono on July 02, 2017, 05:38:58 PM
The first Bayformers movie had Blackout destroy an entire military base by himself without getting a scratch.

This movie has the most iconic Transformer villain negotiating with humans to free his own guys. What the fuck?

I mean, at this point the humans have TF-destroying tech so I get why he can't just storm into the base, but...

IT'S FUCKING MEGATRON.

 
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It also serves no purpose because most of them get killed in the first little fight they're in

which is like 15 minutes after this
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