so game of thrones in five days

Quote from: Septy on April 08, 2015, 07:44:05 AM

I'll be watching it with a glass full of wine
that's pretty gay tbh, wine is for middle aged "soccer moms"

Comet · April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.

Elegiac · April 08, 2015, 07:51:05 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.

you crippled your brain?

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Comet · April 08, 2015, 07:52:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:51:05 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.
you crippled your brain?

YouTube

it is an MLG parody, so there is always that risk.

Septy · April 08, 2015, 07:54:02 AM

YouTube

Best scene in season 4

Elegiac · April 08, 2015, 07:54:13 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:52:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:51:05 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.
you crippled your brain?
YouTube

it is an MLG parody, so there is always that risk.

poor comet the brain cripple

someone needs to have lame of thrones banned before there are any more victims

Comet · April 08, 2015, 07:55:07 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:54:13 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:52:29 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:51:05 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.
you crippled your brain?
YouTube

it is an MLG parody, so there is always that risk.
poor comet the brain cripple

someone needs to have lame of thrones banned before there are any more victims

you have the oddest taste in books, have i told you that before?

Elegiac · April 08, 2015, 07:59:27 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:55:07 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:54:13 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:52:29 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:51:05 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.
you crippled your brain?
YouTube

it is an MLG parody, so there is always that risk.
poor comet the brain cripple

someone needs to have lame of thrones banned before there are any more victims
you have the oddest taste in books, have i told you that before?

I don't enjoy the standard sword and sorcery dreck. I don't accept bad writing or old ideas that have been done to death. Unfortunately Martin qualifies as bad writing although I'm more than willing to admit that his ideas contain some portion of originality.

Comet · April 08, 2015, 08:01:20 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:59:27 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:55:07 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:54:13 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:52:29 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:51:05 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.
you crippled your brain?
YouTube

it is an MLG parody, so there is always that risk.
poor comet the brain cripple

someone needs to have lame of thrones banned before there are any more victims
you have the oddest taste in books, have i told you that before?
I don't enjoy the standard sword and sorcery dreck. I don't accept bad writing or old ideas that have been done to death. Unfortunately Martin qualifies as bad writing although I'm more than willing to admit that his ideas contain some portion of originality.

hmm. i can accept that.
i am curious though, what is "bad writing" in your opinion?

Naoto · April 08, 2015, 08:04:02 AM

RomanGladiator · April 08, 2015, 08:13:55 AM

Hopefully I can find a stream online that is HD.

Elegiac · April 08, 2015, 08:17:52 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 08:01:20 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:59:27 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:55:07 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:54:13 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:52:29 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:51:05 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.
you crippled your brain?
YouTube

it is an MLG parody, so there is always that risk.
poor comet the brain cripple

someone needs to have lame of thrones banned before there are any more victims
you have the oddest taste in books, have i told you that before?
I don't enjoy the standard sword and sorcery dreck. I don't accept bad writing or old ideas that have been done to death. Unfortunately Martin qualifies as bad writing although I'm more than willing to admit that his ideas contain some portion of originality.
hmm. i can accept that.
i am curious though, what is "bad writing" in your opinion?

when I get to just skimming over the pages and still don't miss much (89% of the writing in those big thick game of thrones books are just a boring waste of page to me), whereas with good writing I'll slow down and take my time with each page, drinking in the nuances of storytelling and story; my absolute favourite thing is when I'm forced to re-read a paragraph because I wasn't focusing enough and I won't understand what's happening unless I go back and read it again because the story is just that densely constructed

at the other end of the spectrum, I'll read easy, flowing narratives (they don't have to be dense) as long as the author is artful about it and his ideas are interesting enough... Jack Vance or Michael Moorcock would be an example of this, although not all of Vances work is too 'pulpy'

Comet · April 08, 2015, 08:22:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 08:17:52 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:59:27 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:55:07 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:54:13 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:52:29 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:51:05 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.
you crippled your brain?
YouTube

it is an MLG parody, so there is always that risk.
poor comet the brain cripple

someone needs to have lame of thrones banned before there are any more victims
you have the oddest taste in books, have i told you that before?
I don't enjoy the standard sword and sorcery dreck. I don't accept bad writing or old ideas that have been done to death. Unfortunately Martin qualifies as bad writing although I'm more than willing to admit that his ideas contain some portion of originality.
hmm. i can accept that.
i am curious though, what is "bad writing" in your opinion?
when I get to just skimming over the pages and still don't miss much (89% of the writing in those big thick game of thrones books are just a boring waste of page to me), whereas with good writing I'll slow down and take my time with each page, drinking in the nuances of storytelling and story; my absolute favourite thing is when I'm forced to re-read a paragraph because I wasn't focusing enough and I won't understand what's happening unless I go back and read it again because the story is just that densely constructed

at the other end of the spectrum, I'll read easy, flowing narratives (they don't have to be dense) as long as the author is artful about it and his ideas are interesting enough... Jack Vance or Michael Moorcock would be an example of this, although not all of Vances work is too 'pulpy'

exactly how i felt with the Sword of Truth series.

Girl of Mystery · April 08, 2015, 08:23:24 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:41:45 AM

That show is complete cancer

You have disgraced fox clan

Why have you not an hero'd yet?

Big Boss · April 08, 2015, 08:25:10 AM

Quote from: Ryle on April 08, 2015, 07:42:20 AM

i want a game of thrones parody porno called game of moans

YouTube

Name taken.

There's Game of Bones though, it's pretty good.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · April 08, 2015, 08:28:57 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on April 08, 2015, 08:25:10 AM

Quote from: Ryle on April 08, 2015, 07:42:20 AM
i want a game of thrones parody porno called game of moans
YouTube

Name taken.

There's Game of Bones though, it's pretty good.

game of tyrones

Elegiac · April 08, 2015, 08:29:25 AM

Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 08:22:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 08:17:52 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:59:27 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:55:07 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:54:13 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:52:29 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 08, 2015, 07:51:05 AM
Quote from: Comet on April 08, 2015, 07:48:42 AM

ive refreshed my memory of what happened last season. im ready.
you crippled your brain?
YouTube

it is an MLG parody, so there is always that risk.
poor comet the brain cripple

someone needs to have lame of thrones banned before there are any more victims
you have the oddest taste in books, have i told you that before?
I don't enjoy the standard sword and sorcery dreck. I don't accept bad writing or old ideas that have been done to death. Unfortunately Martin qualifies as bad writing although I'm more than willing to admit that his ideas contain some portion of originality.
hmm. i can accept that.
i am curious though, what is "bad writing" in your opinion?
when I get to just skimming over the pages and still don't miss much (89% of the writing in those big thick game of thrones books are just a boring waste of page to me), whereas with good writing I'll slow down and take my time with each page, drinking in the nuances of storytelling and story; my absolute favourite thing is when I'm forced to re-read a paragraph because I wasn't focusing enough and I won't understand what's happening unless I go back and read it again because the story is just that densely constructed

at the other end of the spectrum, I'll read easy, flowing narratives (they don't have to be dense) as long as the author is artful about it and his ideas are interesting enough... Jack Vance or Michael Moorcock would be an example of this, although not all of Vances work is too 'pulpy'
exactly how i felt with the Sword of Truth series.

don't you just hate it

Azumarill · April 08, 2015, 09:50:32 AM

if you cant sit through a game of thrones book, you have the attention span of a 10 year old. martin's style is absolutely wonderful and eloquent. ASOIAF is a slow burn. the slowest of burns. its full of nuance and the characters are incredibly dynamic. he's done a great job crafting a unique world with its own distinct cultural, political, and social patterns. ASOIAF is the best american fantasy series ever written.

and im hyped as fuck for season 5. im interested in where theyre going with the changes to the source material, and super stoked about new information (like last season's Nights King/Other City reveal)