So Flood, I was caught getting head by my girlfriend in her room, by her father.

Floppytub · October 05, 2014, 12:43:08 AM

We were in her room watching some Adam Sandler rom com when we got a little frisky. She was blowing me while I fingered her, then he opened the door to inform her that her car lights were on. He told me to get out and I hightailed the shit out of there without saying a word. I feel terrible and stupid, so don't worry about telling me how much of an idiot I am, I already know that.

Septy · October 05, 2014, 12:44:19 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 05, 2014, 12:44:21 AM

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Korra · October 05, 2014, 12:45:35 AM

Should've locked the door.

Naru · October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM

Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?

Korra · October 05, 2014, 12:48:09 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM

Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?

Do it at the back back of your car.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 05, 2014, 12:48:36 AM

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Floppytub · October 05, 2014, 12:48:37 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM

Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?

It's your safest bet.

Naru · October 05, 2014, 12:49:16 AM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 05, 2014, 12:48:09 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM
Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?
Do it at the back back of your car.

Wait what

Naru · October 05, 2014, 12:49:31 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 05, 2014, 12:48:36 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM
Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?
In the trunk

No A/C there

Naru · October 05, 2014, 12:49:49 AM

Quote from: Floppytub on October 05, 2014, 12:48:37 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM
Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?

It's your safest bet.

Sounds great!

Korra · October 05, 2014, 12:49:58 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:49:16 AM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 05, 2014, 12:48:09 AM
Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM
Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?
Do it at the back back of your car.
Wait what

Exactly.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 05, 2014, 12:50:46 AM

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Floppytub · October 05, 2014, 12:51:20 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 05, 2014, 12:44:21 AM

Damn. That has never happened to me and I'm pretty glad about it. 90% of my sex has been in the car.

I'm glad you have never had to experience this bitter feeling. I feel like a disrespectful asshole

Korra · October 05, 2014, 12:51:22 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 05, 2014, 12:50:46 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:49:31 AM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 05, 2014, 12:48:36 AM
Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM
Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?
In the trunk
No A/C there
That's the best part

Get's ya all sweaty like a greased up pig

Oh my.

Naru · October 05, 2014, 12:52:08 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 05, 2014, 12:50:46 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:49:31 AM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 05, 2014, 12:48:36 AM
Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM
Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?
In the trunk
No A/C there
That's the best part

Get's ya all sweaty like a greased up pig

This gave me a boner

Casper · October 05, 2014, 01:03:59 AM

Well it's not like it's just you. It's her, too. Like, I get he'd be mad, but that's no reason to blame you like you raped her.

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big sponge · October 05, 2014, 01:30:19 AM

I know you said not to say what you did was stupid, but Jesus man. Why did you risk it when you knew her parents were home?

Mega Sceptile · October 05, 2014, 01:35:14 AM

I've had people walk in on me and one of my former GFs 4 times when we were about to get busy... each time it was someone worse. First it was my friends... another time it was her friends, then her brother walked in on us once. Finally, her mother walked in... Never talked to her mother again after that.

kush mcgush (ง◕ل͜◕)ง · October 05, 2014, 01:47:28 AM

its her fault she gave u hed

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Alternative Facts · October 05, 2014, 01:50:17 AM

Be thankful you don't live in Alabama.

Erives · October 05, 2014, 02:09:16 AM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on October 05, 2014, 01:30:19 AM

I know you said not to say what you did was stupid, but Jesus man. Why did you risk it when you knew her parents were home?

Because.......TITS.

big sponge · October 05, 2014, 02:14:22 AM

Quote from: Erives on October 05, 2014, 02:09:16 AM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on October 05, 2014, 01:30:19 AM
I know you said not to say what you did was stupid, but Jesus man. Why did you risk it when you knew her parents were home?
Because.......TITS.

You can get titts when her parents aren't home though.

Erives · October 05, 2014, 02:16:21 AM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on October 05, 2014, 02:14:22 AM

Quote from: Erives on October 05, 2014, 02:09:16 AM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on October 05, 2014, 01:30:19 AM
I know you said not to say what you did was stupid, but Jesus man. Why did you risk it when you knew her parents were home?
Because.......TITS.

You can get titts when her parents aren't home though.

Sorry saying around here.

Fat Cat · October 05, 2014, 02:16:47 AM

definitely my greatest fear. i'm really sorry to hear that, op. it's a shame that that's the price you must pay for intimacy

🂿 · October 05, 2014, 03:52:04 AM

velox · October 05, 2014, 05:16:40 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 05, 2014, 12:47:22 AM

Kill her.

Btw, should I have sex in the back of my car?

With the back of your car.

Zizzy · October 05, 2014, 05:18:03 AM

At least he didn't ask to join in.