NSFW So... Darth Vader's suit... Is it FULLY functional?

MyNameIsCharlie · December 14, 2015, 07:34:43 PM

Never thought of this before, but he's still part human, even if he's "mostly machine now" as Obi Wan put it. That means he has needs.

Does that mean he has a monster robotic cock in there made of Mandalorian steel?

December 14, 2015, 07:35:18 PM

Please, stop making threads.

Puro · December 14, 2015, 07:37:52 PM

Charlie pls

Jive Turkey · December 14, 2015, 07:38:24 PM

Half robot half human phallus fella. Like two tone malone from reddit

R o c k e t · December 14, 2015, 07:47:32 PM

You and Vader both have dysfunctional dicks HA

Thun · December 14, 2015, 07:52:43 PM

His dick wasn't cut off, was it?

Girl of Mystery · December 14, 2015, 07:54:15 PM

Quote from: Thunder on December 14, 2015, 07:52:43 PM

His dick wasn't cut off, was it?

No. Probably just burnt to a crisp through

Thun · December 14, 2015, 07:56:35 PM

Quote from: Lemsip tablets on December 14, 2015, 07:54:15 PM

Quote from: Thunder on December 14, 2015, 07:52:43 PM
His dick wasn't cut off, was it?
No. Probably just burnt to a crisp through

MyNameIsCharlie · December 14, 2015, 08:05:36 PM

Quote from: Thunder on December 14, 2015, 07:56:35 PM

Quote from: Lemsip tablets on December 14, 2015, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Thunder on December 14, 2015, 07:52:43 PM
His dick wasn't cut off, was it?
No. Probably just burnt to a crisp through

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Korra · December 14, 2015, 08:05:46 PM

kill yourself

Thun · December 14, 2015, 08:07:01 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on December 14, 2015, 08:05:36 PM

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Tinglyflame · December 14, 2015, 11:35:42 PM

Sandtrap · December 15, 2015, 01:43:40 AM

No, Charlie, no.

Vader's suit also pumped him up with drugs. I assume among all his choices of in-helmet martini cocktails there was stuff in there that dulled whatever sex drive he had left after he turned into toast.

🂿 · December 15, 2015, 03:10:18 AM

Nope. No replacement dick, nothing. The only organic parts left was his brain, heart, and what was left of his damaged lungs. Everything else is mechanical, it is pretty much a life support suit, that was vulnerable to sith lighting. He wanted to kill the Emperor badly after episode 3, but he couldn't take the risk.

I know this because extended story, the book is called Star Wars The Rise and Fall of Darth Vader. I know, "not canon" but still. I thought it was a good explanation.

Zonda · December 15, 2015, 06:13:17 AM

I'd guess his dong escaped being burnt due to some form of Crotch protection. May as well protect that area from a stray boot in a fight with another Swordsman, as the damage from a Light Sabre swing to that area would already be catastrophic, and I'd argue burns from the melted guard would be inconsequential because of the Sabre's already devastating temperature. Such protection in that era should be more advanced than a plastic cup, and might protect against radiant heat that close to lava for a limited time.

Otherwise it's safe to assume his Reproductive organs were completely incinerated from the heat. He was like 1 meter away from the Lava stream, wasn't he?

Edit: I'll trust Deci's word on this.

R o c k e t · December 16, 2015, 01:58:13 AM

human24 · December 16, 2015, 10:10:47 AM

To bad his girlfriend is dead.