So apparently my town bar got robbed last night at knife-point

 
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Actually mugged. There's cop cars outside the bar this morning and they're doing some investigating.

A dude walked in there last night, and ordered everybody to get down on the ground and toss over their wallets. And he did it with a knife. Holy shit the folks in the bar must have been drunk off their fuckin' socks to let that happen.

This is the third time our town's going to be in the newspaper and not for anything good yet again.

Fun fact about my town by the way. Every week in the winter there's a new funeral card for somebody who's died.
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Living in Saskatchewan doesn't sound fun.


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that sounds pretty gangster. I bet the robbers listen to rap music.


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If that happened in my town that guy would have been shot lmao

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Living in Saskatchewan doesn't sound fun.

You know what's a bit spoopy? I went out for a walk last night around town. I was in a right poor state too. Although if I bumped into that fellow I'm not sure what I would've done.


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Living in Saskatchewan doesn't sound fun.

You know what's a bit spoopy? I went out for a walk last night around town. I was in a right poor state too. Although if I bumped into that fellow I'm not sure what I would've done.

Talked him to death would be my guess


 
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Living in Saskatchewan doesn't sound fun.

You know what's a bit spoopy? I went out for a walk last night around town. I was in a right poor state too. Although if I bumped into that fellow I'm not sure what I would've done.

Talked him to death would be my guess

No. With how shitty I'm feeling these days if some asshole came up to me with a knife I probably would have jumped him. I ain't up for people's bullshit these days and some piece of work with a knife telling me to get down on the floor and toss my wallet at him would've stepped on a bad nerve.

You are right though. I'd talk. I'd talk to him and get him talking a little bit and then jump him. It's a good thing I didn't meet him then. I don't think I've got the strength to fight someone right now but my loopy irritable side doesn't really care too much.


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With a knife. He must've looked pretty fucking serious to rob an entire bar with a knife.


 
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With a knife. He must've looked pretty fucking serious to rob an entire bar with a knife.

I went for my walk at 11:00 o' clock at night. I assume the robbery happened late, somewhere around 1 at night.

Anybody in that bar would have been fucking drunk off their rocks. Add that up on the average mentality of my town and it's easy to see why the bar didn't jump him.


 
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At the present moment god could give me a zap and knock me stone dead. And I wouldn't even be mad. Ha. I'd probably ask the fucker what took him so long instead.

It's a low risk though. This is a small town of people and the cops'll find him soon. And of course, assuming I did happen on the end of really shit luck and did get dong dong dead from a dude with a knife, I know some folks who wouldn't let him get away with that. My bases are covered.
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If that happened in my town that guy would have been shot lmao

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I'm seriously scratching my head as to why the fuck nobody did anything. One guy with a knife versus a bar full of people. You can take a fucking chair to fight with and a guy with a knife is powerless.


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If that happened in my town that guy would have been shot lmao

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I'm seriously scratching my head as to why the fuck nobody did anything. One guy with a knife versus a bar full of people. You can take a fucking chair to fight with and a guy with a knife is powerless.
the only thing I can think of is if he held the knife to someone, like had somebody they were threatening to Stab if anyone tried anything


 
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If that happened in my town that guy would have been shot lmao

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I'm seriously scratching my head as to why the fuck nobody did anything. One guy with a knife versus a bar full of people. You can take a fucking chair to fight with and a guy with a knife is powerless.
the only thing I can think of is if he held the knife to someone, like had somebody they were threatening to Stab if anyone tried anything

That wasn't the case. He ordered everybody onto the ground and told them to toss their wallets over. You can't manage a hostage, carry a knife, and collect wallets at the same time.


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He had to be the luckiest robber in the world to have come across a bar where everyone was plastered, nobody was an angry drunk, nobody else had even a steak knife, the barkeep must've been drunk, and they were too drunk to think of using their beer bottles or chairs as weapons. Now I'm just surprised that any of them were even able to pull their wallets out.


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What kind of fucking bar doesn't have a 12 gauge behind the counter? Or at least in the back. They could have gone to the back to get the thing. What the hell is the guy with the knife going to do? Throw the knife at them? Fucking grab a knife yourself at the very least. Come one people; it's not like he has a fucking katana and knows how to use it.


 
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Doesnt anything good ever happen where you come from.?

Did I not tell you a fun fact about my town? In the winter, and no fucking joke, without fail, every week there's a new funeral card for somebody who's died. Most of them are elderly but personally I don't know where the fuck we're getting all these elderly people to die off from every week for 6-7 months of winter every year.

My hospital is currently under lockdown because there's an H1N3 outbreak.

The rate of cancer and other shit seems to be high for folks and younger people in the area in general.

No. Nothing of much good comes from my town.


 
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What kind of fucking bar doesn't have a 12 gauge behind the counter? Or at least in the back. They could have gone to the back to get the thing. What the hell is the guy with the knife going to do? Throw the knife at them? Fucking grab a knife yourself at the very least. Come one people; it's not like he has a fucking katana and knows how to use it.

I'm canadian Chalk. Some bars might have hand guns but certainly no shotguns. Still, I heard more news about things. The robber went up against four people. Four people and none of them did anything.

He took their wallets, cleaned out the cash register, and made off with a whole bunch of booze.


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That man must've been an American!
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With a Knife.


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I haven't heard that tune in a long damn time. Thanks for that.

And maybe. I'll ask the police once they show up at my place for coffee one day if the dude had an eye patch.