Actually mugged. There's cop cars outside the bar this morning and they're doing some investigating.

A dude walked in there last night, and ordered everybody to get down on the ground and toss over their wallets. And he did it with a knife. Holy shit the folks in the bar must have been drunk off their fuckin' socks to let that happen.

This is the third time our town's going to be in the newspaper and not for anything good yet again.

Fun fact about my town by the way. Every week in the winter there's a new funeral card for somebody who's died.

that sounds pretty gangster. I bet the robbers listen to rap music.

Living in Saskatchewan doesn't sound fun.

You know what's a bit spoopy? I went out for a walk last night around town. I was in a right poor state too. Although if I bumped into that fellow I'm not sure what I would've done.

Quote from: Sandtrap on January 22, 2015, 11:51:45 AM

Quote from: Numb Digger on January 22, 2015, 11:45:29 AM

Living in Saskatchewan doesn't sound fun.

You know what's a bit spoopy? I went out for a walk last night around town. I was in a right poor state too. Although if I bumped into that fellow I'm not sure what I would've done.

Talked him to death would be my guess

No. With how shitty I'm feeling these days if some asshole came up to me with a knife I probably would have jumped him. I ain't up for people's bullshit these days and some piece of work with a knife telling me to get down on the floor and toss my wallet at him would've stepped on a bad nerve.

You are right though. I'd talk. I'd talk to him and get him talking a little bit and then jump him. It's a good thing I didn't meet him then. I don't think I've got the strength to fight someone right now but my loopy irritable side doesn't really care too much.

With a knife. He must've looked pretty fucking serious to rob an entire bar with a knife.

Don't get kill pls

At the present moment god could give me a zap and knock me stone dead. And I wouldn't even be mad. Ha. I'd probably ask the fucker what took him so long instead.

It's a low risk though. This is a small town of people and the cops'll find him soon. And of course, assuming I did happen on the end of really shit luck and did get dong dong dead from a dude with a knife, I know some folks who wouldn't let him get away with that. My bases are covered.

Quote from: Tyger on January 22, 2015, 11:50:38 AM

If that happened in my town that guy would have been shot lmao

Hail rednecks

I'm seriously scratching my head as to why the fuck nobody did anything. One guy with a knife versus a bar full of people. You can take a fucking chair to fight with and a guy with a knife is powerless.

the only thing I can think of is if he held the knife to someone, like had somebody they were threatening to Stab if anyone tried anything

He had to be the luckiest robber in the world to have come across a bar where everyone was plastered, nobody was an angry drunk, nobody else had even a steak knife, the barkeep must've been drunk, and they were too drunk to think of using their beer bottles or chairs as weapons. Now I'm just surprised that any of them were even able to pull their wallets out.

g fucking g mugger

I don't even

What kind of fucking bar doesn't have a 12 gauge behind the counter? Or at least in the back. They could have gone to the back to get the thing. What the hell is the guy with the knife going to do? Throw the knife at them? Fucking grab a knife yourself at the very least. Come one people; it's not like he has a fucking katana and knows how to use it.

What kind of fucking bar doesn't have a 12 gauge behind the counter? Or at least in the back. They could have gone to the back to get the thing. What the hell is the guy with the knife going to do? Throw the knife at them? Fucking grab a knife yourself at the very least. Come one people; it's not like he has a fucking katana and knows how to use it.

I'm canadian Chalk. Some bars might have hand guns but certainly no shotguns. Still, I heard more news about things. The robber went up against four people. Four people and none of them did anything.

He took their wallets, cleaned out the cash register, and made off with a whole bunch of booze.

That man must've been an American!

It's the only answer.

Quote from: TBlocks on January 22, 2015, 07:33:26 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on January 22, 2015, 07:27:19 PM

That man must've been an American!

It's the only answer.

:^)

Was he a pirate?