So apparently 50pc of men wipe while sitting down

More Than Mortal · July 22, 2015, 06:11:13 AM

What the fuck is up with that?

DAS B00T x2 · July 22, 2015, 06:12:10 AM

I haven't stood to wipe since I was a little kid. Are you a little kid, Meta?

More Than Mortal · July 22, 2015, 06:14:36 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 22, 2015, 06:12:10 AM

I haven't stood to wipe since I was a little kid. Are you a little kid, Meta?

What the fuck?

How would you even pull that off?

DAS B00T x2 · July 22, 2015, 06:16:42 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 22, 2015, 06:14:36 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 22, 2015, 06:12:10 AM
I haven't stood to wipe since I was a little kid. Are you a little kid, Meta?
What the fuck?

How would you even pull that off?

you stay seated, lean to one side (usually opposite of the tp roll), and put your hand between the gap of the toilet and you.

It's basic science, man.

True Turquoise · July 22, 2015, 06:17:26 AM

Meta has chubby legs

Naoto · July 22, 2015, 06:18:33 AM

There are names I could mention here.
Sad state of affairs lad.

gats · July 22, 2015, 06:21:00 AM

why would you stand? if there's shit on your crack it would smear on your cheeks when you stand up.

i stay seated and hose my hole down with water.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · July 22, 2015, 06:25:16 AM

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gats · July 22, 2015, 06:26:46 AM

if you only wipe with tissue you're a nasty fucking human being

Mattie G Indahouse · July 22, 2015, 06:27:53 AM

I see I'm not the only one who stands.

DAS B00T x2 · July 22, 2015, 06:30:47 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on July 22, 2015, 06:27:53 AM

I see I'm not the only one who stands.

yeah but you're from throat weird part of the state.

Do you guys really want to wipe like BerzerkCommando? Really?

More Than Mortal · July 22, 2015, 06:45:31 AM

Quote from: guts on July 22, 2015, 06:26:46 AM

if you only wipe with tissue you're a nasty fucking human being

Wipes > tissue.

Why the fuck are wipes only produced for babies? They're a godsend.

PSU · July 22, 2015, 06:48:41 AM

How do you wipe while standing up?

Just lean your ass to one side and get in there

Ushan · July 22, 2015, 06:54:47 AM

MFW these scrubs don't wipe while levitating.

Word Wizard · July 22, 2015, 07:10:40 AM

I don't wipe, I just do a hand stand and the splits before shouting "Scooby Doo Doo, where are you?!" and my Great Dane comes in to lick my ass.

Turkey · July 22, 2015, 07:13:29 AM

I didn't realize that there exists grown men who stand up to wipe their ass.

XSEAN · July 22, 2015, 07:27:58 AM

Who stands up to wipe?

Your hand is not going to touch the water

challengerX · July 22, 2015, 07:30:40 AM

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Mattie G Indahouse · July 22, 2015, 07:31:37 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 22, 2015, 06:30:47 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on July 22, 2015, 06:27:53 AM
I see I'm not the only one who stands.
yeah but you're from throat weird part of the state.

Do you guys really want to wipe like BerzerkCommando? Really?

Nigga Erie is about an hour away from me so we're both might as well be from the same part of the state. We both have the same types of people living around us besides you having more blacks.

The Lord Ruler · July 22, 2015, 07:38:54 AM

I tried to wipe while sitting.

It's just so much easier to stand and wipe you fucking sissys

DAS B00T x2 · July 22, 2015, 07:42:27 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on July 22, 2015, 07:31:37 AM

Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 22, 2015, 06:30:47 AM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on July 22, 2015, 06:27:53 AM
I see I'm not the only one who stands.
yeah but you're from throat weird part of the state.

Do you guys really want to wipe like BerzerkCommando? Really?
Nigga Erie is about an hour away from me so we're both might as well be from the same part of the state. We both have the same types of people living around us besides you having more blacks.

mother fucker I'm like six hours away from you.

And we have more spics here, not niggers. They stay in Philly.

Rinev · July 22, 2015, 08:00:20 AM

After seeing this argument before, I've tried to wipe while sitting and it didn't work.

Batch · July 22, 2015, 08:11:32 AM

Tried sitting once....

1. Things got in the way...and it was weird

2. Felt like a girl, also weird.

Standing, while also looking weird felt the most, 'comfortable' .....look no one is ever going to look normal wiping their ass.

Turkey · July 22, 2015, 08:13:49 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 22, 2015, 06:45:31 AM

Quote from: guts on July 22, 2015, 06:26:46 AM
if you only wipe with tissue you're a nasty fucking human being
Wipes > tissue.

Why the fuck are wipes only produced for babies? They're a godsend.

They also clog up your plumbing, even the ones that say they're safe to flush.

July 22, 2015, 08:28:35 AM

What next, are you going to bitch because people clean their assholes as well whilst showering?

rC · July 22, 2015, 09:32:56 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 22, 2015, 06:45:31 AM

Quote from: guts on July 22, 2015, 06:26:46 AM
if you only wipe with tissue you're a nasty fucking human being
Wipes > tissue.

Why the fuck are wipes only produced for babies? They're a godsend.

i-im not the only person who uses those?

gats · July 22, 2015, 09:34:21 AM

Quote from: rc on July 22, 2015, 09:32:56 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 22, 2015, 06:45:31 AM
Quote from: guts on July 22, 2015, 06:26:46 AM
if you only wipe with tissue you're a nasty fucking human being
Wipes > tissue.

Why the fuck are wipes only produced for babies? They're a godsend.
i-im not the only person who uses those?

at least you're not one of those people that only uses dry tissue. i mean water is best but i guess not every one has a hose by their toilet.

i am karjala takaisin · July 22, 2015, 10:15:06 AM

fun fact: in medieval japan they shoved sticks into their asses to clean themselves following defecation, a custom which was brought with the rise of buddhism

Mordo · July 22, 2015, 10:49:46 AM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on July 22, 2015, 08:13:49 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on July 22, 2015, 06:45:31 AM
Quote from: guts on July 22, 2015, 06:26:46 AM
if you only wipe with tissue you're a nasty fucking human being
Wipes > tissue.

Why the fuck are wipes only produced for babies? They're a godsend.

They also clog up your plumbing, even the ones that say they're safe to flush.

I've been doing it for several years and I've yet to encounter a problem with my plumbing.

Tissues don't leave your ass feeling as fresh, and I find them more difficult to excavate the shit with. Wipes are the future mang.

aREALgod · July 22, 2015, 11:04:17 AM

Quote from: Emberor on July 22, 2015, 10:15:06 AM

fun fact: in medieval japan they shoved sticks into their asses to clean themselves following defecation, a custom which was brought with the rise of buddhism

Brb buying sticks