How does one join ISIS?

Ian · February 10, 2017, 12:15:36 AM

Seriously guys, I want to help the Caliphate or some shit like that.

NotKiyo · February 10, 2017, 04:51:16 AM

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FatherlyNick - fuck putin · February 10, 2017, 05:00:46 AM

b.net would know. A site for the Islamic video game, Destiny.

Jono · February 10, 2017, 05:19:25 AM

Ask Deej, since he was the one who beheads people in ISIS's name

gats · February 10, 2017, 05:53:22 AM

Plane to Turkey -> bus to Hatay -> hop the border into the Kurdish controlled area of Afrin -> keep going south east you'll get there eventually

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · February 10, 2017, 05:58:57 AM

Quote from: gats on February 10, 2017, 05:53:22 AM

Scrotum into blender -> blend for 3 minutes -> hop into a bath and drop a toaster into it -> plug the toaster into the mains and you'll get there eventually

fix'd

Coomer · February 10, 2017, 05:59:13 AM

Bomb Disney

Ian · February 10, 2017, 10:02:22 AM

The SJWs will do that for me when The Hall of Presidents reopens.

Quote from: Cloudy Nights on February 10, 2017, 05:59:13 AM

Bomb Disney

MyNameIsCharlie · February 10, 2017, 10:55:13 AM

The US government sets it up. It's kinda complicated. 1st, you need to go onto every social media site and say that you are pledging your life to ISIS. Now, get a bunch of airsoft guns and paint all of the safety orange colors black. Go to your local police station with the airsoft guns, wearing a black ski mask.

Now, this is where you get admitted into ISIS, so pay attention. You must yell at the first police officer you see "Death to America" and point the airsoft gun at him. He will yell something to the effect of put your gun down. Do not do this. It's a test. The correct answer is to yell "Die Infidel" and point the gun at him.

If done correctly you will join ISIS right then and there

Big Boss · February 10, 2017, 11:13:08 AM

You need to seek an audience with Decimator-al-Omegur-Baghdadi

He will show you the way

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · February 10, 2017, 11:18:00 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on February 10, 2017, 11:13:08 AM

You need to seek an audience with Decimator-al-Omegur-Baghdadi

He will show you the way

Sep7agostan.

Big Boss · February 10, 2017, 11:30:17 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on February 10, 2017, 11:18:00 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on February 10, 2017, 11:13:08 AM
You need to seek an audience with Decimator-al-Omegur-Baghdadi

He will show you the way
Sep7agostan.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · February 10, 2017, 11:34:38 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on February 10, 2017, 11:30:17 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on February 10, 2017, 11:18:00 AM
Quote from: Big Boss on February 10, 2017, 11:13:08 AM
You need to seek an audience with Decimator-al-Omegur-Baghdadi

He will show you the way
Sep7agostan.

heh.
Offtopic, I'm sitting in this busy McDonalds rn and the amount of drama here. Wew.
Two ppl got thrown out by security.