Need $600 by next week

Jive Turkey · November 03, 2015, 01:39:27 PM

What do

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · November 03, 2015, 01:40:05 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · November 03, 2015, 01:40:37 PM

Time to make a deposit at the spank bank.

If you qualify, they pay up to a grand for your sperm

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Solonoid · November 03, 2015, 01:42:31 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 03, 2015, 01:40:37 PM

Time to make a deposit at the spank bank.

If you qualify, they pay up to a grand for your sperm

No fucking way.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · November 03, 2015, 01:42:54 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · November 03, 2015, 01:43:44 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on November 03, 2015, 01:42:54 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 03, 2015, 01:40:37 PM
Time to make a deposit at the spank bank.

If you qualify, they pay up to a grand for your sperm
That shit is hard as hell to qualify for. I doubt OP could cut it.

You never know. And he'll have to spank every three days only there.

clum clum · November 03, 2015, 01:44:58 PM

Whore yourself out.

Rob a store.

Tax fraud.

Jive Turkey · November 03, 2015, 01:47:59 PM

Guys pls

Also too young for sperm bank

MyNameIsCharlie · November 03, 2015, 01:51:44 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 03, 2015, 01:47:59 PM

Guys pls

Also too young for sperm bank

Well, you could donate plasma. That only gets you $75. And I think you could possibly donate twice in that time.

For the other $450... Go around your neighborhood getting odd jobs at $50 a go?

Oh · November 03, 2015, 01:51:55 PM

stripper/cam whore

you'd probably make quite a bit as well.

clum clum · November 03, 2015, 01:54:40 PM

You could also try taking out a loan.

Jive Turkey · November 03, 2015, 02:01:44 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 03, 2015, 01:51:44 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 03, 2015, 01:47:59 PM
Guys pls

Also too young for sperm bank

Well, you could donate plasma. That only gets you $75. And I think you could possibly donate twice in that time.

For the other $450... Go around your neighborhood getting odd jobs at $50 a go?

i like this plasma idea

dutchy · November 03, 2015, 02:02:23 PM

the corner of the intersection is nice this time of year

Epsira · November 03, 2015, 02:04:40 PM

What do you need it for?

PSU · November 03, 2015, 02:52:53 PM

Sell computer/xbox?

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · November 03, 2015, 02:55:30 PM

Ask a bank for a loan, then gradually give it back.

Borrow from friends / family.

Dopameme · November 03, 2015, 02:56:55 PM

sell drugs

Turkey · November 03, 2015, 02:57:44 PM

Get a paycheck advance or open a new credit card and just cash out $600. Or just get a loan from your bank.

Solonoid · November 03, 2015, 03:00:31 PM

Quote from: Epsira on November 03, 2015, 02:04:40 PM

What do you need it for?

this

gats · November 03, 2015, 03:01:53 PM

Loan Shark

ExodusMae · November 03, 2015, 04:04:43 PM

Wait a fucking minute.... You guys get PAID for plasma and sperm donations?!

I was looking at donating eggs a few weeks ago and shitty Australia has a law that you can't "sell" any body part. Be it eggs, sperm, organs, tissue, etc.

ExodusMae · November 03, 2015, 04:05:47 PM

Like, I was seriously considering donating eggs but I wouldn't get anything out of it and would probably end up out of pocket myself trying to help others so selfish me decided not to.

Jive Turkey · November 03, 2015, 04:08:30 PM

Quote from: ExodusMae on November 03, 2015, 04:04:43 PM

Wait a fucking minute.... You guys get PAID for plasma and sperm donations?!

I was looking at donating eggs a few weeks ago and shitty Australia has a law that you can't "sell" any body part. Be it eggs, sperm, organs, tissue, etc.

Sperm donations are realllly hard to get into i've heard