simple easy to prepare home receipts for the cooking thread

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 some caramelized lettuce, little salmon infused roux pour it over deep fried duck microwave it for 3:50 whisk it put it in a the bowl, add some unleaded milk


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this one is a Christmas favorite

get a little local little bit of pinch of Parmesan cheese aged golden caramel aureus brown from your local deli. spin it up, whisk it, stir fry add a nice bit of little bit of dash of goat butter (stop and shop) usual stock. 14pt grade fat content shaken until semi thixiotropic in consistency gently glade over a bell pepper garnish heated for 20 min under local wood burn't coal  flip it on the wood, beat it, preheat to 550 serve with pheasant skin inlay over gold encrusted moist towelette


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very cool and also good but if you're looking for a bit of a mederterainain flip to your diet look at this simple direction for the food.

octopus. larger pacific. striped octopus, hollow out the center flip shake stir stuff with Italian crescendo window garnish, light preheat on romanian beef roux within the center, fixate eyes on consumer, infuse with cream of wheat essence drizzled over agar agar oil, 50/40 plate positon in line with substructure mimicking position of gustatory cells within the eastern pacific papillae format. whisk it for 30 min within preheated microwave, pop in the oven light souffle within bottom portion of the plate, hollow the porcelain within semi permeable flavor gestation period. serve within heated room, cool in the microwave beat until tender, garnish with a light to medium brown tender. hammer until extravasatation occurs within invertebrate capillary. serve when ready 

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Here's a very simple chicken breast that you grill for 30 minutes and then serve with sweet chilli sauce



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How to make the perfect hotdogs, every time!

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those were the shit

What do you mean "were?"

Come to Canada and you can buy that shit by the truckload from any store.