Silent Hills, or How I Learned to Love Pikachu and Dismiss Life Itself

Alexandra Stuk Luv · January 10, 2015, 02:06:06 PM

From my diary.

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Dear diary,

Yesterday my boyfriend gifted me Pokèmon Red and a GameBoy Color for my birthday! It's was the best time ever. I played through the game a lot, and even secretly during the night (he-he!) where I kept capturing these strange creatures that looked weird until I reached the strange, laid-back town of Lavender...

All the towns are rather empty, and feel like really small. All the people are old, and really sociable. There are little amount of kids. Suddenly, however, this town, has this huge graveyard dedicated to dead Pokèmon. While I was going up the tower, suddenly my screen flicked...

And the face of a Pikachu appeared with its eyes dropping blood. It possessed the gameboy, and after multiple restarts to no avail, the game wasn't working. I put it back and went to sleep.

Today, I turned on the game, and it worked! But in my party there was a dead Pikachu... Suddenly, the music started playing... I love Pikachu. Pikachu is love. Pikachu is life...

Mat Cauthon · January 10, 2015, 02:09:24 PM

You're a shit tier user.

Alexandra Stuk Luv · January 10, 2015, 02:10:39 PM

I love Pikachu more than you ever will!

Quote from: Byrne on January 10, 2015, 02:09:24 PM

You're a shit tier user.

clum clum · January 10, 2015, 02:10:52 PM

Elegiac · January 10, 2015, 02:11:08 PM

DAS B00T x2 · January 10, 2015, 02:11:20 PM

God damn it, Isara.

gats · January 10, 2015, 02:12:00 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 10, 2015, 02:11:20 PM

God damn it, Isara.

Mat Cauthon · January 10, 2015, 02:14:13 PM

Quote from: Pokéfan Isabel on January 10, 2015, 02:10:39 PM

I love Pikachu more than you ever will!

Quote from: Byrne on January 10, 2015, 02:09:24 PM
You're a shit tier user.

And that's a shit tier pokemon too.

Alexandra Stuk Luv · January 10, 2015, 02:15:03 PM

It was 1972 when the floating discs approached the town. Meanwhile people were asleep, the aliens came and landed on the fields. Nobody noticed them, nobody except one person... They didn't count anyone. Nobody remembers them, nobody recalls them existing, and their family simply disappeared. The aliens were never noticed.

Where's that person...?

DAS B00T x2 · January 10, 2015, 02:15:33 PM

Quote from: Pokéfan Isabel on January 10, 2015, 02:10:39 PM

I love Pikachu more than you ever will!

Quote from: Byrne on January 10, 2015, 02:09:24 PM
You're a shit tier user.

But Pikachu is like, the NU of the NU tier.

Alexandra Stuk Luv · January 10, 2015, 02:17:37 PM

When you first approach the path then you shall find the hidden ways within; the secrecy of the scarcity of the future development index could feature a metabolic monopolistic hybridization starting difficulty and therefore must be executed with the fulfillment of an act by decree 46.

Approaching the southern path might lead to the never-camping hoodlums that seem to be feeding upon your tears' desires meanwhile reproaching in an internal dispute over the tax conglomeration of the purple shiny objects at the hands of those who did not accept the one.