Should MLG players be allowed in the military?

Mattie G Indahouse · January 06, 2015, 05:10:20 AM

I think they shouldn't because they would make bad soldiers.
They would be bitching at their comrades for "camping" instead of running out in the open across this football field size area.

They would be bitching about having assault rifles because they're "n00b" weapons.

Instead of using the "N00b tube" they would be throwing grenades which the target would be beyond their reach.

They would kill a comrade for having a rocket launcher because they wanted his "power weapon".

They would be bitching at snipers on the radio for "hard scoping".

If they have a weapon with a scope on it instead of using it on their target. They would do a spinning jump in the air and try to hit the target with the scope at the last second.

Septy · January 06, 2015, 05:14:05 AM

But think of all the 1337mlg noscopes these kids would get

Our military would be unstoppable

True Turquoise · January 06, 2015, 05:14:52 AM

Montage moontaagee

Epsira · January 06, 2015, 05:15:43 AM

Quote from: Septy on January 06, 2015, 05:14:05 AM

But think of all the 1337mlg noscopes these kids would get

Our military would be unstoppable

But imagine the war crimes...

Septy · January 06, 2015, 05:16:15 AM

Quote from: Epsira on January 06, 2015, 05:15:43 AM

Quote from: Septy on January 06, 2015, 05:14:05 AM
But think of all the 1337mlg noscopes these kids would get

Our military would be unstoppable
But imagine the war crimes...

True Turquoise · January 06, 2015, 05:28:58 AM

Quote from: Septy on January 06, 2015, 05:16:15 AM

Quote from: Epsira on January 06, 2015, 05:15:43 AM
Quote from: Septy on January 06, 2015, 05:14:05 AM
But think of all the 1337mlg noscopes these kids would get

Our military would be unstoppable
But imagine the war crimes...

..... What?

BaconShelf · January 06, 2015, 05:53:06 AM

They'd bitch at the generals for making guns overpowered and for reload times being too long. Then again, they'd also complain that it isn't equal starts or that there is join in progress.

Flee · January 06, 2015, 06:00:05 AM

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Magos Domina · January 06, 2015, 07:12:05 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on January 06, 2015, 05:10:20 AM

I think they shouldn't because they would make bad soldiers.
They would be bitching at their comrades for "camping" instead of running out in the open across this football field size area.

They would be bitching about having assault rifles because they're "n00b" weapons.

Instead of using the "N00b tube" they would be throwing grenades which the target would be beyond their reach.

They would kill a comrade for having a rocket launcher because they wanted his "power weapon".

They would be bitching at snipers on the radio for "hard scoping".

If they have a weapon with a scope on it instead of using it on their target. They would do a spinning jump in the air and try to hit the target with the scope at the last second.

Perfectly good reasons why should join.

big dog · January 06, 2015, 07:17:39 AM

They would be decent cannon fodder.

DAS B00T x2 · January 06, 2015, 07:24:01 AM

1v1 me, Kandahar, snipers only, no fucking hardscoping.

Mat Cauthon · January 06, 2015, 07:27:27 AM

"WHERE ARE MY KILLSTREAKS?"
"CAMPING FAGGOT, I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER"

*TBagging Bodies Intensifies*

i am karjala takaisin · January 06, 2015, 08:03:28 AM

"Chris Kyle, Navy SEALs sniper, 160 confirmed kills, 55 hitmarkers"

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Mr. Psychologist · January 06, 2015, 08:31:15 AM

I'm sure there can be a meatshield division created just for them, you know the sort of mass infantry wave attack the Russkies like to use to clear landmines and create ramps up a wall?

Anonymous (User Deleted) · January 06, 2015, 10:12:27 AM

Quote from: Septy on January 06, 2015, 05:16:15 AM

Quote from: Epsira on January 06, 2015, 05:15:43 AM
Quote from: Septy on January 06, 2015, 05:14:05 AM
But think of all the 1337mlg noscopes these kids would get

Our military would be unstoppable
But imagine the war crimes...

I find it funny how the lighting on his arm doesn't change until he's finished.

Mattie G Indahouse · January 06, 2015, 06:28:41 PM

Quote from: Fedorekd on January 06, 2015, 07:17:39 AM

They would be decent cannon fodder.

I can see the squad leaders tricking them into running across a field to see if there's anybody hidden.

Yu · January 06, 2015, 06:31:12 PM

If they die off, that means I get to hear less about MLG shit, in fact, if it all died out, that would be nice.

big dog · January 07, 2015, 01:17:49 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on January 06, 2015, 06:28:41 PM

Quote from: Fedorekd on January 06, 2015, 07:17:39 AM
They would be decent cannon fodder.
I can see the squad leaders tricking them into running across a field to see if there's anybody hidden.

They would just chuck grenades over to see if they get any hitmarkers.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 07, 2015, 01:52:28 AM

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The Waifu Master · January 07, 2015, 01:53:27 AM

It would be a waste of money unless we gave them all nuggets

Doctor Doom · January 07, 2015, 02:48:22 AM

Saw this a mile away.