should i fap under these circumstances?

The Hån · October 05, 2014, 01:34:16 PM

The new preacher at our church is at my house having dinner. would it be wrong to fap right now?

Juuzou · October 05, 2014, 01:34:57 PM

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Risay117 · October 05, 2014, 01:35:35 PM

Do it under the table or into the food.

The Hån · October 05, 2014, 01:35:36 PM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on October 05, 2014, 01:34:57 PM

yes my lord.

RomanGladiator · October 05, 2014, 01:41:53 PM

Jive Turkey · October 05, 2014, 01:45:32 PM

masturbation has ruined my life

don't do it

Scorch · October 05, 2014, 01:46:45 PM

ask him for permission

RomanGladiator · October 05, 2014, 01:49:21 PM

Quote from: Scorch on October 05, 2014, 01:46:45 PM

ask him for permission

It's okay as long as he confesses afterwards. Forgive me father for I have masturbated...about 7,000 times.

Erives · October 05, 2014, 01:56:54 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 05, 2014, 01:49:21 PM

Quote from: Scorch on October 05, 2014, 01:46:45 PM
ask him for permission
It's okay as long as he confesses afterwards. Forgive me father for I have masturbated...about 7,000 times.

All over the walls, on the sheets, on the floor, on the ceiling, in confessional[emoji57]

Luke · October 05, 2014, 01:59:56 PM

it'd be wrong if you didnt