Dear infidels
You are only alive because by the grace of Muslims. Allah wills that you all be beheaded with blunt blades, but there are some moderates among us who plead on your behalf, thinking you can be saved.
The Islamic revolution has begun. Save your souls. We have been attacking you for 1400 years unable to crack your defenses and convert you all... but thanks to the deterioration of your culture, and it's obsession with tolerance and multiculturalism, we finally have our break.
Say goodbye to your "freedoms" and prepare to embrace Allah.Your children will be Muslim, Insha Allah.
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