Shitty Alcohol Thread

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So there are a few drinks that I absolutely can't stand, obviously American piss beer, but also some liquors.

ITT, we are going to taking about which of these are the worst, so that others can avoid them.

If somebody sees something here they like, feel free to enlighten then as to an objectively better choice.

Jack Daniels Tennessee honey is shit, and so is Smirnoff marshmallow.

Anything with so much sugar it's syrupy is awful.

I'm also not a fan of sake cocktails, sake sound only be drunken straight.


 
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shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good


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shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good
Dude its maple syrup mixed with cough medicine.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
If it's sweet, get rid of it.

WE DON'T ACCEPT GIRLY DRINKS HERE


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If it's sweet, get rid of it.

WE DON'T ACCEPT GIRLY DRINKS HERE


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shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good

I'm going to name my son Jack.

Then he'll be Jack Daniels ^____^

Coolest kid ever
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and probably an alcoholic


 
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Thank you, i was trying to remember the name of it when i was making this thread.


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pre-mixed spirits taste like hangover


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Wine.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen
Judiginf people.based on their choice of booze is shitty in and of itself


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shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good

I'm going to name my son Jack.

Then he'll be Jack Daniels ^____^

Coolest kid ever
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and probably an alcoholic

Odds are he'll wind up hating his name and you.

He'll wind up a dysfunctional straight-edge. Now if you want an alcoholic for a child, name them after someone who they can't possibly measure up to and raise them with the expectation that they will.


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Judiginf people.based on their choice of booze is shitty in and of itself
We're here to judge booze, not you.

Although, you are wrong and people should be judged by what they drink.


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shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good

I'm going to name my son Jack.

Then he'll be Jack Daniels ^____^

Coolest kid ever
Spoiler
and probably an alcoholic

Odds are he'll wind up hating his name and you.

He'll wind up a dysfunctional straight-edge. Now if you want an alcoholic for a child, name them after someone who they can't possibly measure up to and raise them with the expectation that they will.
Ah, yes.

Little Adolf.


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shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good

I'm going to name my son Jack.

Then he'll be Jack Daniels ^____^

Coolest kid ever
Spoiler
and probably an alcoholic

Odds are he'll wind up hating his name and you.

He'll wind up a dysfunctional straight-edge. Now if you want an alcoholic for a child, name them after someone who they can't possibly measure up to and raise them with the expectation that they will.
Ah, yes.

Little Adolf.

Nailed it.


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See you Cowgirl,
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people should be judged by what they drink.


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Sambuca tastes like liquorice.


 
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Meh, when you can drink the bottom of the bottom shelf (based MilSpec 10$ handles) you can tolerate anything, even straight grain.


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If it's sweet, get rid of it.

WE DON'T ACCEPT GIRLY DRINKS HERE
I'M GIRLY AND I'M PROUD


 
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Jack Daniels Tennessee honey is shit

I may be a lightweight
I may not drink a lot
I may also fall into the trap of getting drunk because its easy for me by my sister


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Beer is really the only thing I don't like.  And Fireball cuz it mad me sick.  And I can sorta handle vodka, but it's more likely to upset my tummy before I get drunk. 


 
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fuck you
red wine


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Any of the fruit flavored Bacardis.  I had a bad experience with Bacardi Orange.

Pleb-tier beers: PBR, Miller Lite, etc...

Smirnoff Ice.  It's just all sugar.

Not a fan of gin, either.