shit your parents say

Verbatim · February 01, 2015, 06:41:48 PM

>dad watching the superbowl
>come down to say hi, 'cause i haven't seen him all day
>look at the TV
>"Was that Paul McCartney in the audience?"
>"Yeah, that's Paul McCartney. He was a Beatle."
>"...Mm. Yeah, uh... I know. Heh."

oh dad

Rinev · February 01, 2015, 06:43:35 PM

Dad says Chicargo.

Jet Wave · February 01, 2015, 06:44:16 PM

Dad says wuff instead of wolf.

Elai · February 01, 2015, 06:48:13 PM

My dad is pretty much Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · February 01, 2015, 06:48:42 PM

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Nexus · February 01, 2015, 06:49:49 PM

"You were a mistake."

Thanks mom. Great birthday.

Ásgeirr · February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM

''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather

tokyogogogirl · February 01, 2015, 06:54:13 PM

"suck me off son"

Flee · February 01, 2015, 06:54:23 PM

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The Waifu Master · February 01, 2015, 06:56:11 PM

Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM

''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather

Korra · February 01, 2015, 06:57:31 PM

"Video games are ruining your head."

lolmom

o______________o · February 01, 2015, 06:59:24 PM

"Don't touch that. It has germs from rats and it's painted with pus."

-Dad.

Verbatim · February 01, 2015, 07:02:40 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 01, 2015, 06:49:49 PM

"You were a mistake."

Thanks mom. Great birthday.

at least she's honest

Mega Sceptile · February 01, 2015, 07:03:15 PM

my dad actually couldn't say cinnamon, and my mum pronounced squirrel as squeerel rather than sqwurel

Nexus · February 01, 2015, 07:04:12 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 01, 2015, 07:02:40 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 01, 2015, 06:49:49 PM
"You were a mistake."

Thanks mom. Great birthday.
at least she's honest

That was a joke. Stay mad though.

Ásgeirr · February 01, 2015, 07:06:58 PM

Quote from: \ on February 01, 2015, 06:54:45 PM

Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
Wise words

keku

i can kind of see his logic there

a butt is a butt

The Waifu Master · February 01, 2015, 07:09:40 PM

Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 07:06:58 PM

Quote from: \ on February 01, 2015, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
Wise words
keku

i can kind of see his logic there

a butt is a butt

And an unshaved butt is always nasty.

Ásgeirr · February 01, 2015, 07:15:17 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 01, 2015, 07:09:40 PM

Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 07:06:58 PM
Quote from: \ on February 01, 2015, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
Wise words
keku

i can kind of see his logic there

a butt is a butt
And an unshaved butt is always nasty.

Dont worry

The Waifu Master · February 01, 2015, 07:15:52 PM

Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 07:15:17 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 01, 2015, 07:09:40 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 07:06:58 PM
Quote from: \ on February 01, 2015, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
Wise words
keku

i can kind of see his logic there

a butt is a butt
And an unshaved butt is always nasty.
Dont worry

I love you.

clum clum · February 01, 2015, 07:17:04 PM

"You're a bastard"
- Mum

DAS B00T x2 · February 01, 2015, 07:28:47 PM

Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM

''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather

I believe it's the other way.

Ásgeirr · February 01, 2015, 07:29:56 PM

Quote from: xXiTz DaS b00tXx [orz] on February 01, 2015, 07:28:47 PM

Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.

How?

DAS B00T x2 · February 01, 2015, 07:30:54 PM

Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 07:29:56 PM

Quote from: xXiTz DaS b00tXx [orz] on February 01, 2015, 07:28:47 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.
How?

I say the one needing a boner is the gay one. There's nothing inherently gay about prostate stimulation.

The Waifu Master · February 01, 2015, 07:31:50 PM

Quote from: xXiTz DaS b00tXx [orz] on February 01, 2015, 07:30:54 PM

Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 07:29:56 PM
Quote from: xXiTz DaS b00tXx [orz] on February 01, 2015, 07:28:47 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.
How?
I say the one needing a boner is the gay one. There's nothing inherently gay about prostate stimulation.

But a butt is a butt man.
I would fuck my own butt if I could, so why is it gay to fuck someone else's butt?

🂿 · February 01, 2015, 07:33:11 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on February 01, 2015, 06:57:31 PM

"Video games are ruining your head."

lolmom

My mom would keep saying the same thing to me for years. She used to hate video games until I started taking an interest in game development.

Verbatim · February 01, 2015, 07:33:28 PM

your actions don't make you gay
being gay makes you gay

/discussion

DAS B00T x2 · February 01, 2015, 07:34:14 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 01, 2015, 07:31:50 PM

Quote from: xXiTz DaS b00tXx [orz] on February 01, 2015, 07:30:54 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 07:29:56 PM
Quote from: xXiTz DaS b00tXx [orz] on February 01, 2015, 07:28:47 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.
How?
I say the one needing a boner is the gay one. There's nothing inherently gay about prostate stimulation.
But a butt is a butt man.
I would fuck my own butt if I could, so why is it gay to fuck someone else's butt?

See now, here's the thing.

You're forgetting that all anal sex is gay for the one doing the fucking.

Korra · February 01, 2015, 07:35:19 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on February 01, 2015, 07:33:11 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on February 01, 2015, 06:57:31 PM
"Video games are ruining your head."

lolmom

My mom would keep saying the same thing to me for years. She used to hate video games until I started taking an interest in game development.

That's really cool that she stopped doing that.

The Waifu Master · February 01, 2015, 07:35:59 PM

Quote from: xXiTz DaS b00tXx [orz] on February 01, 2015, 07:34:14 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 01, 2015, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: xXiTz DaS b00tXx [orz] on February 01, 2015, 07:30:54 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 07:29:56 PM
Quote from: xXiTz DaS b00tXx [orz] on February 01, 2015, 07:28:47 PM
Quote from: G2 Hunt on February 01, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
''The one fucking is not gay but the one being fucked is''
-stepfather
I believe it's the other way.
How?
I say the one needing a boner is the gay one. There's nothing inherently gay about prostate stimulation.
But a butt is a butt man.
I would fuck my own butt if I could, so why is it gay to fuck someone else's butt?
See now, here's the thing.

You're forgetting that all anal sex is gay for the one doing the fucking.

I don't think that's true though.