A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit brought a £360 million airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mum. You couldn't. Your arsehole is essentially a terrorist.
Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:54:19 PMTrufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.fixed
Quote from: SecondClass on March 16, 2015, 11:56:12 PMQuote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:54:19 PMTrufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.fixedWhy would you shave on an airplane?
Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:57:35 PMQuote from: SecondClass on March 16, 2015, 11:56:12 PMQuote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:54:19 PMTrufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.fixedWhy would you shave on an airplane?In case you forgot to shave at home
Quote from: SecondClass on March 16, 2015, 11:58:52 PMQuote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:57:35 PMQuote from: SecondClass on March 16, 2015, 11:56:12 PMQuote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:54:19 PMTrufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.fixedWhy would you shave on an airplane?In case you forgot to shave at homebut that turbulence, yo
Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 17, 2015, 12:00:56 AMQuote from: SecondClass on March 16, 2015, 11:58:52 PMQuote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:57:35 PMQuote from: SecondClass on March 16, 2015, 11:56:12 PMQuote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:54:19 PMTrufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.fixedWhy would you shave on an airplane?In case you forgot to shave at homebut that turbulence, yosafety razor
Quote from: Elegiac on March 17, 2015, 12:03:49 AMQuote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 17, 2015, 12:00:56 AMQuote from: SecondClass on March 16, 2015, 11:58:52 PMQuote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:57:35 PMQuote from: SecondClass on March 16, 2015, 11:56:12 PMQuote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 16, 2015, 11:54:19 PMTrufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.fixedWhy would you shave on an airplane?In case you forgot to shave at homebut that turbulence, yosafety razorSafety razors aren't actually safer, and you're not going to be able to get on a plane with any razor, whether it's cartridge, double-sided, or straight -- at least in America.
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Allah Akbleurgh.
Quotedid a shit
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on March 17, 2015, 09:16:15 AMAllah Akbleurgh.They're after us, Psy
Quote from: True Turquoise on March 17, 2015, 09:21:30 AMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on March 17, 2015, 09:16:15 AMAllah Akbleurgh.They're after us, PsyThe Adventures of True Turquoise and Mr Psychologist.You know, I finally feel like writing another Flood story. Sort of like Tintin, with Tru as Tintin and Psy as Captain Haddock. You two would have to decide between you who plays Snowy.
Wow...Or: Holy Shit
Quote from: Elegiac on March 17, 2015, 09:33:57 AMQuote from: True Turquoise on March 17, 2015, 09:21:30 AMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on March 17, 2015, 09:16:15 AMAllah Akbleurgh.They're after us, PsyThe Adventures of True Turquoise and Mr Psychologist.You know, I finally feel like writing another Flood story. Sort of like Tintin, with Tru as Tintin and Psy as Captain Haddock. You two would have to decide between you who plays Snowy.As long as a body has to be hidden and there are plenty of MORONS in it, I'm sure it would work out quite well.
Quote from: Nagato on March 17, 2015, 09:40:17 AMWow...Or: Holy Shit*Unholy Shit
Quote from: Elegiac on March 17, 2015, 09:44:17 AMQuote from: Nagato on March 17, 2015, 09:40:17 AMWow...Or: Holy Shit*Unholy ShitJihadi Shit
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on March 17, 2015, 09:44:19 AMQuote from: Elegiac on March 17, 2015, 09:33:57 AMQuote from: True Turquoise on March 17, 2015, 09:21:30 AMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on March 17, 2015, 09:16:15 AMAllah Akbleurgh.They're after us, PsyThe Adventures of True Turquoise and Mr Psychologist.You know, I finally feel like writing another Flood story. Sort of like Tintin, with Tru as Tintin and Psy as Captain Haddock. You two would have to decide between you who plays Snowy.As long as a body has to be hidden and there are plenty of MORONS in it, I'm sure it would work out quite well.As long as its a tsundere you cant go wrong with Tru
Shit So Bad That British Airways Plane Had to Turn Around
