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Some lifehacks I picked up along the way. It's tough out there.


1. If you think someone is following you, turn around and ask them if they are following you.

3. If you have a paper due but didn't do it. Just copy and paste the relevant wikipedia entry and rearange the words to avoid plagarism. Use wikipedia's listed sources as your own. CHA-CHING!

3. If you need to buy food but are too poor to buy any, sell whatever you are using to read this and buy the food with that money.

5. If somebody wants to fight you, tell them you don't want to fight and to please go away.
Last Edit: November 20, 2015, 02:17:05 PM by OnionBeetle


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This isn't mine, but it's a good tale to think on all the same.

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Once upon a time there was a man who strayed from his own country into the world known as the Land of Fools. He soon saw a number of people flying in terror from a field where they had been trying to reap wheat. "There is a monster in that field," they told him. He looked, and saw that the "monster" was merely a watermelon.

He offered to kill the "monster" for them. When he had cut the melon from its stalk, he took a slice and began to eat it. The people became even more terrified of him than they had been of the melon. They drove him away with pitchforks, crying, "He will kill us next, unless we get rid of him."

It so happened that shortly afterward another man also strayed into the Land of Fools. But instead of offering to help the people with the "monster," he agreed with them that it must be dangerous, and by tiptoeing away from it with them he gained their confidence. He spent a long time with them in their homes until he could teach them, little by little, the basic facts which would enable them not only to lose their fear of melons, but eventually to cultivate melons themselves.

It's a little bit like the 'You can give a man a fish' story, but applied more to the fear of the unknown. Rushing in and 'solving' the problem for people doesn't really help in the long run, teaching them to solve it themselves does.


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This isn't mine, but it's a good tale to think on all the same.

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Once upon a time there was a man who strayed from his own country into the world known as the Land of Fools. He soon saw a number of people flying in terror from a field where they had been trying to reap wheat. "There is a monster in that field," they told him. He looked, and saw that the "monster" was merely a watermelon.

He offered to kill the "monster" for them. When he had cut the melon from its stalk, he took a slice and began to eat it. The people became even more terrified of him than they had been of the melon. They drove him away with pitchforks, crying, "He will kill us next, unless we get rid of him."

It so happened that shortly afterward another man also strayed into the Land of Fools. But instead of offering to help the people with the "monster," he agreed with them that it must be dangerous, and by tiptoeing away from it with them he gained their confidence. He spent a long time with them in their homes until he could teach them, little by little, the basic facts which would enable them not only to lose their fear of melons, but eventually to cultivate melons themselves.

It's a little bit like the 'You can give a man a fish' story, but applied more to the fear of the unknown. Rushing in and 'solving' the problem for people doesn't really help in the long run, teaching them to solve it themselves does.

Very true, but then again you have to think who gives you the right to solve peoples fear of melons? Maybe it is better for the inhabitants of the Land of Fools to figure this out in their own time?

Or then again you could just call them retarded and walk away.


 
 
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Once upon a time there was a man who strayed from his own country into the world known as the Land of Fools. He soon saw a number of people flying in terror from a field where they had been trying to reap wheat. "There is a monster in that field," they told him. He looked, and saw that the "monster" was merely a watermelon.

He offered to kill the "monster" for them. When he had cut the melon from its stalk, he took a slice and began to eat it. The people became even more terrified of him than they had been of the melon. They drove him away with pitchforks, crying, "He will kill us next, unless we get rid of him."

It so happened that shortly afterward another man also strayed into the Land of Fools. But instead of offering to help the people with the "monster," he agreed with them that it must be dangerous, and by tiptoeing away from it with them he gained their confidence. He spent a long time with them in their homes until he could teach them, little by little, the basic facts which would enable them not only to lose their fear of melons, but eventually to cultivate melons themselves.

It's a little bit like the 'You can give a man a fish' story, but applied more to the fear of the unknown. Rushing in and 'solving' the problem for people doesn't really help in the long run, teaching them to solve it themselves does.

Very true, but then again you have to think who gives you the right to solve peoples fear of melons? Maybe it is better for the inhabitants of the Land of Fools to figure this out in their own time?

Or then again you could just call them retarded and walk away.
Well you could, but then the fools may starve to death.

To which you should ask yourself, is their foolishness is enough to cause you to lose compassion for other living creatures?


 
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This isn't mine, but it's a good tale to think on all the same.

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Once upon a time there was a man who strayed from his own country into the world known as the Land of Fools. He soon saw a number of people flying in terror from a field where they had been trying to reap wheat. "There is a monster in that field," they told him. He looked, and saw that the "monster" was merely a watermelon.

He offered to kill the "monster" for them. When he had cut the melon from its stalk, he took a slice and began to eat it. The people became even more terrified of him than they had been of the melon. They drove him away with pitchforks, crying, "He will kill us next, unless we get rid of him."

It so happened that shortly afterward another man also strayed into the Land of Fools. But instead of offering to help the people with the "monster," he agreed with them that it must be dangerous, and by tiptoeing away from it with them he gained their confidence. He spent a long time with them in their homes until he could teach them, little by little, the basic facts which would enable them not only to lose their fear of melons, but eventually to cultivate melons themselves.

It's a little bit like the 'You can give a man a fish' story, but applied more to the fear of the unknown. Rushing in and 'solving' the problem for people doesn't really help in the long run, teaching them to solve it themselves does.

Very true, but then again you have to think who gives you the right to solve peoples fear of melons? Maybe it is better for the inhabitants of the Land of Fools to figure this out in their own time?

Or then again you could just call them retarded and walk away.
Well you could, but then the fools may starve to death.

To which you should ask yourself, is their foolishness is enough to cause you to lose compassion for other living creatures?
Yes

And thus ends the debate


 
 
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Once upon a time there was a man who strayed from his own country into the world known as the Land of Fools. He soon saw a number of people flying in terror from a field where they had been trying to reap wheat. "There is a monster in that field," they told him. He looked, and saw that the "monster" was merely a watermelon.

He offered to kill the "monster" for them. When he had cut the melon from its stalk, he took a slice and began to eat it. The people became even more terrified of him than they had been of the melon. They drove him away with pitchforks, crying, "He will kill us next, unless we get rid of him."

It so happened that shortly afterward another man also strayed into the Land of Fools. But instead of offering to help the people with the "monster," he agreed with them that it must be dangerous, and by tiptoeing away from it with them he gained their confidence. He spent a long time with them in their homes until he could teach them, little by little, the basic facts which would enable them not only to lose their fear of melons, but eventually to cultivate melons themselves.

It's a little bit like the 'You can give a man a fish' story, but applied more to the fear of the unknown. Rushing in and 'solving' the problem for people doesn't really help in the long run, teaching them to solve it themselves does.

Very true, but then again you have to think who gives you the right to solve peoples fear of melons? Maybe it is better for the inhabitants of the Land of Fools to figure this out in their own time?

Or then again you could just call them retarded and walk away.
Well you could, but then the fools may starve to death.

To which you should ask yourself, is their foolishness is enough to cause you to lose compassion for other living creatures?
Yes
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Damn straight.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.


 
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