NSFW Sexual Roleplay Thread

No thanks

No thanks

You posted twice in this thread
I'm starting to think you secretly want the D

*wink*

No thanks

SOMEONE FUCK MY ASS

It's only gay because a fuck load of guys are in here

Stay away from me all of you

SOMEONE FUCK MY ASS

Come here babe

Stay away from me all of you

Do not be afraid

SOMEONE FUCK MY ASS

Come here babe

Stay away from me all of you

Do not be afraid

*pumps shotgun*

Get out of my house

*glomps*

Stay away from me all of you

Do not be afraid

*pumps shotgun*

Get out of my house

*also pumps my shotgun*

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*glomps*

*nuzzles*

[:

Hiiii

*glomps*

*nuzzles*

[:

Hiiii

*hood recedes from my prolapsed glubok*

cmere

wait I'm married...

*glomps*

*nuzzles*

[:

Hiiii

*hood recedes from my prolapsed glubok*

cmere

*licks*

wait I'm married...

1) Literally irrelevant
2) Get your cooties outta here

*glomps*

*nuzzles*

[:

Hiiii

*hood recedes from my prolapsed glubok*

cmere

*licks*

*anterior sinuses exude all over my abdomen*

*glomps*

*nuzzles*

[:

Hiiii

*hood recedes from my prolapsed glubok*

cmere

*licks*

*anterior sinuses exude all over my abdomen*

*cums buckets*

wow okay I see how it is

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*pulls you over*

*glomps*

*nuzzles*

[:

Hiiii

*hood recedes from my prolapsed glubok*

cmere

*licks*

*anterior sinuses exude all over my abdomen*

*cums buckets*

*with my enzymes fertilized the self-digestion process begins as I metamorphisize*

*glomps*

*nuzzles*

[:

Hiiii

*hood recedes from my prolapsed glubok*

cmere

*licks*

*anterior sinuses exude all over my abdomen*

*cums buckets*

*with my enzymes fertilized the self-digestion process begins as I metamorphisize*

*licks your legs*

wow okay I see how it is

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*pulls you over*

*huffs*
If I wasn't important to you the first time why should I care about you now?

Baby please...

*slides my arm around your shoulder*

*glomps*

*nuzzles*

[:

Hiiii

*hood recedes from my prolapsed glubok*

cmere

*licks*

*anterior sinuses exude all over my abdomen*

*cums buckets*

*with my enzymes fertilized the self-digestion process begins as I metamorphisize*

*licks your legs*

FOOL YOU DISTURB THE PROCESS. HOW WILL I MOLT WITH A DEPRESSION IN MY EXOSKELETON.


*FLICKS TERTIARY FLAGELLUM AT YOUR FACE*

wow okay I see how it is

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*pulls you over*

*huffs*
If I wasn't important to you the first time why should I care about you now?

Baby please...

*slides my arm around your shoulder*

hmph
*rolls eyes*

*leans in and nuzzles gently into your neck*

*glomps*

*nuzzles*

[:

Hiiii

*hood recedes from my prolapsed glubok*

cmere

*licks*

*anterior sinuses exude all over my abdomen*

*cums buckets*

*with my enzymes fertilized the self-digestion process begins as I metamorphisize*

*licks your legs*

FOOL YOU DISTURB THE PROCESS. HOW WILL I MOLT WITH A DEPRESSION IN MY EXOSKELETON.


*FLICKS TERTIARY FLAGELLUM AT YOUR FACE*

But baby...

wow okay I see how it is

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*pulls you over*

*huffs*
If I wasn't important to you the first time why should I care about you now?

Baby please...

*slides my arm around your shoulder*

hmph
*rolls eyes*

*leans in and nuzzles gently into your neck*

damn you're such a slut
you mother must be proud

My mother hates me

wow okay I see how it is

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*pulls you over*

*huffs*
If I wasn't important to you the first time why should I care about you now?

Baby please...

*slides my arm around your shoulder*

hmph
*rolls eyes*

*leans in and nuzzles gently into your neck*

damn you're such a slut
you mother must be proud

My mother hates me

Well that explains everything, doesn't it?

It really does

I guess