Sex thread (SFW)

Alright folks, what better way to spend my Friday afternoon than talking about sex with people I've never met online? Let's talk about your best sex experiences, favorite positions, etc. However, let's refrain from posting pictures that would be considered against the rules, and if this thread does break the CoC somehow then give it a lock.

I would say my favorite sex experience is when I had sex with a girl on my cruise in the beginning of this summer. Not only was it the best sex I've had, but the girl has a brother who frequents bnet and is a Desticle.

I managed to wear Noelle like a tight condom.

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I managed to wear Noelle like a tight condom.

ayy lmao

I managed to wear Noelle like a tight condom.

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<3

Daddy!
What's sex?

I managed to wear Noelle like a tight condom.

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PFFFFFT
AHAHAHHAHAHA

I managed to wear Noelle like a tight condom.

that's rather disturbing

I would say my favorite sex experience is when I had sex with a girl on my cruise in the beginning of this summer. Not only was it the best sex I've had, but the girl has a brother who frequents bnet and is a Desticle.

Daddy!
What's sex?

Come here and I'll show you.

Daddy!
What's sex?

Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they like to show their love through sexual intercourse

This thread tho.
THIS THREAD THO!

This thread tho.
THIS THREAD THO!

u got somethin 2 say m8

This thread tho.
THIS THREAD THO!

u got somethin 2 say m8

I wish... >.>

Daddy!
What's sex?

Come here and I'll show you.

Nnnnnnno.

And here is where I'd write about my sex life...

goddamn it, i want some actual discussion in here

If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.

If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.

isn't that like the same thing as "edging?"

I have none, but if any one wants to give tips for your first time it would be appreciated.

If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.

isn't that like the same thing as "edging?"

Edging involves bringing yourself close to orgasm, stopping before you cum, and repeating as desired.

I have none, but if any one wants to give tips for your first time it would be appreciated.

if you have sex for the first time with another virgin, you'll both have no idea what to do and it might not be that enjoyable.

If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.

isn't that like the same thing as "edging?"

If you do it over and over again, yeah. The problem with edging is you can fuck up how your balls work if you do it too often. I mean, its fine to do every now and again, but you can block your vas deferens.

Cowgirl.

Cowgirl.

Spoiler

Cowgirl.

Spoiler

What? Nasty asked and I answered.

The umbrella !

Haven't done it. Don't want to.

The best sex I ever had was in 1995. I was dating a girl from north carolina. We were doing it doggy style, and she asked me, in very explicit terms, cum in her ass. Her asking for it almost made me right there and then...

Cowgirl.

normal or reverse cowgirl?

i find reverse to be hot as fuck