I am the 3rd Lieutenant commander of the patriarchy; AMA

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I have hereby been authorized by my commanding officer to disclose any and all clasified information up to my own security level.

I will answer any question you have regarding our organisation the patriarchy and successful efforts to oppress every non Cis-Male in existence.
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what are your views on the show "River Monsters" starring Jeremy Wade?



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Most of our members agree that it does not do enough to further the oppression of women within society. We are currently planning on having the contents of the show edited to suit our goals. For example, we will be making sure all fillmed fish are female so that the audience knows that they are being objectified and exploited against their will for the entertainment of men.

We will also be using only 77% less bait when catching female fish as opposed to the males.


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what are your views on the show "River Monsters" starring Jeremy Wade?



Most of our members agree that it does not do enough to further the oppression of women within society. We are currently planning on having the contents of the show edited to suit our goals. For example, we will be making sure all fillmed fish are female so that the audience knows that they are being objectified and exploited against their will for the entertainment of men.

We will also be using only 77% less bait when catching female fish as opposed to the males.

do you consider the widely implemented external fertilization of female fish eggs by male counterparts "carpet bomb rape"

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what are your views on the show "River Monsters" starring Jeremy Wade?



Most of our members agree that it does not do enough to further the oppression of women within society. We are currently planning on having the contents of the show edited to suit our goals. For example, we will be making sure all fillmed fish are female so that the audience knows that they are being objectified and exploited against their will for the entertainment of men.

We will also be using only 77% less bait when catching female fish as opposed to the males.

do you consider the widely implemented external fertilization of female fish eggs by male counterparts "carpet bomb rape"

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This is a widely debated topic among our senior members. Many have counter-proposed the genetic engineering of highly aggressive Multi-Species "Rape Fish" which, like some species of sharks, forcefully mate with female fish with a guaranteed 100% chance of fertilization.

Naturaly this plan would also involve genetically altering female fish to have more mammal-like reproductive systems
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what are your views on the show "River Monsters" starring Jeremy Wade?



Most of our members agree that it does not do enough to further the oppression of women within society. We are currently planning on having the contents of the show edited to suit our goals. For example, we will be making sure all fillmed fish are female so that the audience knows that they are being objectified and exploited against their will for the entertainment of men.

We will also be using only 77% less bait when catching female fish as opposed to the males.

do you consider the widely implemented external fertilization of female fish eggs by male counterparts "carpet bomb rape"

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This is a widely debated topic among our senior members. Many have counter-proposed the genetic engineering of highly aggressive Multi-Species "Rape Fish" which, like some species of sharks, forcefully mate with female fish with a guaranteed 100% chance of fertilization

hmm, very interesting. It could be argued however that both ends of the biological spectrum are under the patriarchy. especially in the aforementioned shark population, where live birth oftentimes results in cannibalism within the womb.

how can female embryos have an equal chance at life when they are being oppressed by their larger hungrier savage brothers?

should the blame be bestowed upon the mother as a vessel or her male creations as the instrument?

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Oh dear lord what in the name of Rape Culture am I looking at?


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Oh dear lord what in the name of Rape Culture am I looking at?

have you never seen shark egg pods?



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that is not under my juristiction