Seriously. WTAF Texas??

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You can't buy hard alcohol anywhere but a liquor store? Where am I? Nazi Germany? Sure. Sure beer and wine is readily available. But if a man wants a simple rum and coke, he's gotta go miles out of the way.

Fuck your blue laws.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
But is buying a gun as easy as buying a book?


 
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>complains about ease of buying firearms
>complains about difficulty of buying alcohol

tbf, you can only really choose one


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I complained about the ease of buying guns?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I have to go to state run liquor stores to buy hard shit and wine (unless I'm visiting the winery or their outlet directly, of which there are over 200 independent vineyards in the state) and if I want beer I have to either either buy a 24 or 32 pack at a beer distributor (a special store that just sells whole cases of beer) or grab a sixer from a pizza shop that has a license for ten bucks...

The laws are starting to change and loosen up, though, a few retailers have beer and wine licenses now, but for it to ever be as widespread as other states where I can buy beer with my  AR-15 at every Walmart it'll take quite some years.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I complained about the ease of buying guns?
You must've done at some point.

You're a Muslim loving libtard.


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I complained about the ease of buying guns?
You must've done at some point.

You're a Muslim loving libtard.

I am? News to me.


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Liquor stores are also closed on Sundays.


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Liquor stores are also closed on Sundays.

I know. I flew in last night


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Shut the fuck up gramps


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Liquor stores are also closed on Sundays.

I know. I flew in last night

Damn, well at least my local Whole Foods has a pretty decent selection of booze.


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Shut the fuck up gramps

Get off my lawn.

You little shits know I get irritable when I don't have my "cough medicine."


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Shut the fuck up gramps

Get off my lawn.

You little shits know I get irritable when I don't have my "cough medicine."
I'm sorry I didn't mean it


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Shut the fuck up gramps

Get off my lawn.

You little shits know I get irritable when I don't have my "cough medicine."
I'm sorry I didn't mean it

Oh bull shit. Here, have a werther's candy. Now go bug someone else.

*sits down on stool in my garage and starts tinkering with a car part*

*takes a swig of beer*


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Ffs Charlie just do what everybody else does in Southern states with restrictive alcohol laws. . .


Buy meth.


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That's how it is here in Jersey too.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
That's how it is here in Jersey too.
Dirty Jersey lmfao


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Ffs Charlie just do what everybody else does in Southern states with restrictive alcohol laws. . .


Buy meth.

Not even once