serious confession thread

COME HERE LITTLE ONE. TELL COWPIE YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRETS.
IF ENOUGH OF YOU POST YOUR SECRETS I WILL POST ONE OF MY OWN.

im not 14

Spoiler

im 3

I'm not actually as sincere as most of you might expect. I am in reality a horrible person to have as company.

I can't think of anything I haven't already confessed before.

I'm not actually as sincere as most of you might expect. I am in reality a horrible person to have as company.

fucking lel

I can't think of anything I haven't already confessed before.

I PROBABLY MISSED THEM ALL.

fucking lel

I hope this news hasn't shaken you too much.

I PROBABLY MISSED THEM ALL.

The absolute worst thing I've ever done was stand above my sleeping stepdad with a knife, contemplating murder.

But that's more of a trope than a confession for me, now.

After you know that, there really isn't much to confess.

Other than the fact that during the time I was incredibly dysphoric, I actually prayed. Which is the only thing I can actually remember regretting in my life.

The absolute worst thing I've ever done was stand above my sleeping stepdad with a knife, contemplating murder.

But that's more of a trope than a confession for me, now.

After you know that, there really isn't much to confess.

Other than the fact that during the time I was incredibly dysphoric, I actually prayed. Which is the only thing I can actually remember regretting in my life.

WHY DO YOU REGRET PRAYING?

WHY DO YOU REGRET PRAYING?

I'm quite a staunch atheist.

It represents nothing to me but a moment of incredible weakness, and I'd rather die than repeat it.

>coming up with something
>me

Yeah...no. Im better at answering questions.

I'm quite a staunch atheist.

It represents nothing to me but a moment of incredible weakness, and I'd rather die than repeat it.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THERE IS NOTHING TO LOSE FROM IT, AND IF GOD JUST HAPPENS TO BE REAL YOU MIGHT GAIN FROM IT.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THERE IS NOTHING TO LOSE FROM IT, AND IF GOD JUST HAPPENS TO BE REAL YOU MIGHT GAIN FROM IT.

>pascal's wager
>lol

It's not that I'm an atheist and I feel I have betrayed my values, or whatever. It's that my intellectual integrity was broken, or compromised, if you like. I betrayed myself by acting in so weak a manner.

 
Uh, I dunno.

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>pascal's wager
>lol

It's not that I'm an atheist and I feel I have betrayed my values, or whatever. It's that my intellectual integrity was broken, or compromised, if you like. I betrayed myself by acting in so weak a manner.

YouTube

Well, I've always wanted to take a shit in someone's cat's litter box

I only roleplay with sexual humour in public to receive humor. Sorry Cowpie, I didn't want to make love with ye'.

Nothing really to confess.

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I like men

You are not really the Avatar.

I am actually the next political candidate for the Democrat Party.

I like men

Is that why you turned down Quarantine?

I only roleplay with sexual humour in public to receive humor. Sorry Cowpie, I didn't want to make love with ye'.

SAME HERE. I DIDN'T WANT YO SANGHEILI BOOTY

Try as I might, for all the improvement I've made over the years, my depression is still with me. And there's a few days where it can tear everything down like nothing. The only difference now is, I'm faster getting back up on my feet than before, so my descent into the abysmal black hole that is depression is halted.

In my personal opinion, I believe I'm going to die alone. I'm just not much of a people person, I don't travel, hardly anywhere, and what little people there are in the area around me just aren't my type in any fashion whatsoever.

When I was younger, I missed something very special because back then I was lazy. Very much so. And it is the reason I work the manner that I do to make up for it.

I only completely trust one person I know. One person I know that will never backstab me, never run me the wrong way, even if by accident or neglect. And it isn't either of my parents or any of my close friends.