Send Brüno the Gay Barbarian

MyNameIsCharlie · September 25, 2014, 09:25:53 AM

One day you notice that there is a new button where the Report button was. It says Send Brüno the Gay Barbarian. One night someone spams shitpost after shitpost. You hit the button. A dialog box opens, it says What would you like me to do to him?

Instead of Send, it has dispatch Barbarian.

What do you tell him to do?

Mat Cauthon · September 25, 2014, 09:26:50 AM

Pillage, rape and burn...

Anuses.

Korra · September 25, 2014, 09:27:42 AM

Dispatch Barbarian to TBlock's house.

Await results.

Yu · September 25, 2014, 09:27:53 AM

Penetrate.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 25, 2014, 09:28:31 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 25, 2014, 09:27:42 AM

Dispatch Barbarian to TBlock's house.

Await results.

You need to tell him what to do when he gets there

Korra · September 25, 2014, 09:29:24 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 25, 2014, 09:28:31 AM

Quote from: Korra on September 25, 2014, 09:27:42 AM
Dispatch Barbarian to TBlock's house.

Await results.

You need to tell him what to do when he gets there

Easy. Pillage and penetrate.

Sandtrap · September 25, 2014, 09:30:09 AM

YouTube

That should cover it.

The Justicar · September 25, 2014, 09:43:18 AM

Send to RCs house to strip tease. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spartan147Eli · September 25, 2014, 09:51:37 AM

Burn the women and rape the crops.

Elegiac · September 25, 2014, 09:54:19 AM

How intelligent is Bruno? I'd rather my enemies improved themselves and thus got out of my hair. Bodies are just more shit that the rest of us have to fuss over.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 25, 2014, 10:11:30 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on September 25, 2014, 09:54:19 AM

How intelligent is Bruno? I'd rather my enemies improved themselves and thus got out of my hair. Bodies are just more shit that the rest of us have to fuss over.

He will follow your instructions to the letter. Keep in mind that all he has is a double bladed axe, and a giant horse cock dildo.

Elegiac · September 25, 2014, 10:17:12 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 25, 2014, 10:11:30 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on September 25, 2014, 09:54:19 AM
How intelligent is Bruno? I'd rather my enemies improved themselves and thus got out of my hair. Bodies are just more shit that the rest of us have to fuss over.

He will follow your instructions to the letter. Keep in mind that all he has is a double bladed axe, and a giant horse cock dildo.

That might work.

September 25, 2014, 10:52:35 AM

Extra rape, without lube.