Asking for some obscure advice I can't really google, and since all of you are


SO. INCREDIBLY. VERSED. IN. REAL. WORLD. ISSUES.

I thought I would ask here. What is the best way to present yourself through a phone-based interview. I have found myself in an exceedingly odd situation, the story of which being quite humourous, but I'll save that for another thread for another day!! xSDDDDD

make sure you breathe heavily into the phone so that the interviewer knows you're there

Would it be a good idea to breathe heavily even WHILE they are talking to me?