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Cooper City

Small city in South Florida where you are either a spoiled Jew, a redneck, or wannabe ghetto person where everyone smokes weed and thinks they're cool.
That Cooper City place is a shitty ass town!


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Cooper City

Small city in South Florida where you are either a spoiled Jew, a redneck, or wannabe ghetto person where everyone smokes weed and thinks they're cool.
That Cooper City place is a shitty ass town!

I can literally drive to you in 5 minutes. You may have even seen me lol
Last Edit: October 06, 2014, 06:58:19 PM by BC1096


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Tallahassee - a/k/a "Tallahooterville" - is noted for its traffic jams during football season, drunk driving, Hooters contests, and tourists who come in from other southern states to contest presidential elections. Stay & experience the southern hospitality & be greeted Saturday mornings by a knock on your door from religious wingnuts who'll attempt to convert you and then, should you politely decline, condemn to the firey pits of hell. The newer State Capitol Building sits "proudly" at the bottom of Apalachee Parkway as one of the most phallic structures on the planet (replete with testi-like strucures, one to each side of the well, um. let's just call it the tallest, "Enzyte"-like building ever erected downtown). The restaurants that have palatable fare can be counted on half a hand, and once you're done going to the museum (which will take all of an hour it's so small), you won't have much else to do but eat, sigh, and avoid getting swarmed by mosquitos - the "state bird" (a joke that you'll hear at least 10x from the locals), although the more noteworthy bird appears to be the one tourists flip while driving away after they've discovered it was a complete waste of their free time to ever set foot in the place.
Their (insipid) slogan: "Keep it sassy, Tallahassee."
What their slogan should be:
"For pity's sake, whatever you do go farther south if you want to experience Florida; this place is the ass-end of Georgia."


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Cooper City

Small city in South Florida where you are either a spoiled Jew, a redneck, or wannabe ghetto person where everyone smokes weed and thinks they're cool.
That Cooper City place is a shitty ass town!

I can literally drive to you in 5 minutes. You may have even seen me lol
Holy shit lol, well I live in Ft. Myers now so there's that


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Cooper City

Small city in South Florida where you are either a spoiled Jew, a redneck, or wannabe ghetto person where everyone smokes weed and thinks they're cool.
That Cooper City place is a shitty ass town!

I can literally drive to you in 5 minutes. You may have even seen me lol
Holy shit lol, well I live in Ft. Myers now so there's that

If your ever back in Cooper, hmu. I drive around cooper often enough haha so you'll probably see one of my cars at some point. Unless your not down to hang out with a random individual from the internet.


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grosse pointe
An affluent community which resides next to the wasteland/urban battlefield known as Detroit. "GP" as it is called by some, is a hotbed for money, teenage marijuana smoking, and a prodigious amount of alcohol thanks to expensive fake id's and lots of money.
Yeah, pretty damn accurate.


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A northern Virginia suburb of Washington DC where mixtures of white, upper class, families, live among the lower and less fortunate families, thus forming a perfect environment for raising kids and selling crack.
Yo homie you wanna hop in my dads escalade and get a dime bag in downtown after football practice?
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Reading, PA
One of the most crime ridden, poverty stricken cities in the US. Per capita, it has the highest drug, murder, and crime rate in the nation. Used to be the outlet capital of the world, and now is nearly without any business or workers. Here welfare equals daily wages and shootings are considered population control. If you are not hispanic, do not attract attention to yourself here...
Reading high school student found shot and tied up in the back of an SUV, presumably owing someone drug money.
I actually like this one better
A city that was once beautiful and prosperous. Now it's a corrupt, dirty, and ghetto shithole infested by racial card-playing gangstas from New Jersey and the Bronx. Anyone sensible enough to realize how terrible it is has fled to the much safer suburbs.

The Mafia actually ran Reading much better than officials do, and now the city is on the verge of bankruptcy due to irresponsible budgeting.

Random facts about Reading:

The unemployment rate is 14.7% (as of July 2010).

Approximately 35% of the population lives below the poverty line.

The city is famous for it's rail transport. You'll even find that the Reading Railroad is a property in Monopoly. Sadly, it went bankrupt in the 1970s. Nowadays, the stations are empty and abandoned and many tracks go unused.

The city is infamous for corruption. The latest scandal involves Mayor McMahan illegally borrowing $11.5 million from the city sewer fund.

It's generally said that almost everyone who has to deal with the city hates it.

West Reading is actually a fairly nice shopping and eating district though.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
masala
A word of Indian origin, meaning mixture of spices. For example, the term "garam masala" β€” literally a "hot mixture of spices" β€” is a combination of ground roasted cumin seeds, coriander seeds, cardamom, cloves, and other spices. The term "masala" is used in a slang fashion to connote "an interesting mixture of things". For example, that was a "masala film with elements of a Bond movie, a comedy, and a date movie".
"That chicken tikka masala was delicious... I must get the recipe"
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Oh god it's like someone wrote a novel about my city.

I don't want to tell you guys where I live but let me assure you the stuff they wrote is hilarious.


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Sicklerville

A suburb of New Jersey. Once mostly farm land now a lot of new developments. Some very wealthy section, others not so good. A boring town in Camden County, New Jersey. Mostly African Americans that think they are ghetto just because their parents are from Trenton or Philly.

Becoming one of the more wealthy minority communities in NJ. Crime rate is non-existent.
Last Edit: October 06, 2014, 07:56:46 PM by Lord Ruler


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A northern Virginia suburb of Washington DC where mixtures of white, upper class, families, live among the lower and less fortunate families, thus forming a perfect environment for raising kids and selling crack.
Yo homie you wanna hop in my dads escalade and get a dime bag in downtown after football practice?
Fucking NoVa nigger faggot

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Chesapeake: A city in Southeastern Virginia. Considered part of Hampton Roads, it is west of Virginia Beach, south of Norfolk, and southeast of Portsmouth.

It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.

People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.

In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.
Lol, pretty much


 
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Wasco, California

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WAsco Is an ass kicking town In Cali
That Kill their rivals shafter ass
in every thing cause they sux ass
Wasco Football Freshmen JV and Varsity(07-08) Beat all three of shafters football teams

The freshmen killed SHafter 50-0
And at the end of the Game Shafters
Football Players were crying Like
THey couldn't get laid HAHAHAHA

Just goes to show you what type of idiots live here.


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Asheville

A deeply strange but fun city in Western North Carolina. ashEVILle is home to roaming street musicians, pagan cults, vicious evangelists, a guy with a cross on wheels, Bele Chere & street kids with a ridiculous sense of entitlement. You can find local beer, Thai food, chain store crap & really unique crafts within a 3 block radius of each other. Beware the "Asheville Dirty Hippies"; typically identified by dogs & scruffy 20-somethings traveling under a cloud of patchouli and marijuana.


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A northern Virginia suburb of Washington DC where mixtures of white, upper class, families, live among the lower and less fortunate families, thus forming a perfect environment for raising kids and selling crack.
Yo homie you wanna hop in my dads escalade and get a dime bag in downtown after football practice?
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Chesapeake: A city in Southeastern Virginia. Considered part of Hampton Roads, it is west of Virginia Beach, south of Norfolk, and southeast of Portsmouth.

It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.

People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.

In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.
Lol, pretty much
>Chesapeake bay
>lol


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Jim Thorpe
one of the greatest and most versatile american athletes of all time. won olympic gold in the pentathlon and decathlon at the 1912 olympics. also played college and pro football.

in college he played running back, defensive back, placekicker and punter for carlisle, a little indian school. while at carlisle he was the key component in what is considered to be one of the greatest games ever played, carlisle vs army. in this game carlisle upset the national powerhouse army 27-6. in mordern terms this would be like the New Mexico blowing out OU or Auburn.

as a couple of fun side note in a game against Penn, Thorpe acting in his role as punter, punted the ball down the field. he then sprinted down field and caught his own punt before it hit the ground and ran it a further 20 yards for a touchdown. in the game against army, thorpe had a 92-yard touchdown run which was called back due to a teammate's penalty. so he followed up with a 97-yard touchdown run the very next play. once again against army: army linebacker Dwight Eisenhower, the very same Eisenhower who would go on to be a war hero and president of the united states, and a fellow army teammate attempted to high-low Thorpe late after a play. Thorpe saw them coming and nimbly jumped out of the way, however he waited long enough before evading the hit that Eisenhower and his teammate collided, giving each of them an injury that would eventually end their careers as football players.
jim thorpe is the greatest athlete to have ever lived!


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Calgary

A city in the province of Alberta, Canada, that has roughly a million people, hosts the Calgary Stampede, and should be the capital city instead of Edmonton.


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A northern Virginia suburb of Washington DC where mixtures of white, upper class, families, live among the lower and less fortunate families, thus forming a perfect environment for raising kids and selling crack.
Yo homie you wanna hop in my dads escalade and get a dime bag in downtown after football practice?
fracking NoVa nagger maggot

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Chesapeake: A city in Southeastern Virginia. Considered part of Hampton Roads, it is west of Virginia Beach, south of Norfolk, and southeast of Portsmouth.

It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.

People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.

In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.
Lol, pretty much
>Chesapeake bay
>lol
You're part of it to, hue


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A northern Virginia suburb of Washington DC where mixtures of white, upper class, families, live among the lower and less fortunate families, thus forming a perfect environment for raising kids and selling crack.
Yo homie you wanna hop in my dads escalade and get a dime bag in downtown after football practice?
fracking NoVa nagger maggot

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Chesapeake: A city in Southeastern Virginia. Considered part of Hampton Roads, it is west of Virginia Beach, south of Norfolk, and southeast of Portsmouth.

It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.

People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.

In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.
Lol, pretty much
>Chesapeake bay
>lol
You're part of it to, hue
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