Scenario: You now have Diplomatic Immunity

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With Diplomatic Immunity, you're pretty much exempt from the law, in other words, you're above the law now.

Say this just happened to you and you have Diplomatic Immunity for the rest of your life. In this example, you can get away with murder, and you won't be charged or face any serious consequences. You can kill anyone you want and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it, you can't even be sued.

With that said, who or what type of people would you kill and why? How would you kill them?

Personally for me, if I had Diplomatic Immunity, I would kill every single sick scumbag that has raped and murdered innocent people who did not deserve it at all. I would also kill convicted pedophiles as a result. I'd also kill every mobster, gangster, let alone crime lord. I'd basically go after every bad person that has done or is going to do a heinous act.

As for how I would kill them? Pull out gun, boom, headshot. End of fucking story.

Slight topic change: If you won't kill anybody, what would you rather do instead and why?
Last Edit: September 07, 2016, 02:44:29 AM by Decimator Omega


 
 
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That's not really how diplomatic immunity works, but I won't rain on the hypothetical parade.

You just did by saying that.

I know that's not how it works but I didn't have another name for what to call this, so I'm sticking with that.


 
 
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That's not really how diplomatic immunity works, but I won't rain on the hypothetical parade.

You just did by saying that.

I know that's not how it works but I didn't have another name for what to call this, so I'm sticking with that.
Sure, just didn't want you to think that's immunity works.

So, what would you do and why?


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The problem is that you assume I'd use diplomatic immunity to kill people.

No one here is going to kill anyone here it seems...

Alright then, what would you do instead and why?


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The problem is that you assume I'd use diplomatic immunity to kill people.

No one here is going to kill anyone here it seems...

Alright then, what would you do instead and why?
Take money from rich assholes I don't like, and donate it to places they'd never support otherwise.

Heh, holy shit I never really thought that through. That's actually rather creative.


 
 
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That's not really how diplomatic immunity works, but I won't rain on the hypothetical parade.

You just did by saying that.

I know that's not how it works but I didn't have another name for what to call this, so I'm sticking with that.
you couldve just said "youre above the law"


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I would bump into and sometimes knock over people who don't try to move out of the way to assist other people. If someone were to browse their phone while walking slowly on the stairs I'd take their phone  and toss it to the side, or pull their leg so that they trip.

I'd also probably do petty crimes whenever I felt like it.


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Diplomatic Immunity doesn't work like that, If you went about killing people/Breaking the law in (Not your country) then you are exempt, however the Gov't there might not be pleased with you, thus deporting your ass, or actually trying you for those murders. If you went about breaking the law/Murdering people in your home country, = Diplomatic Immunity, what? what immunity.....


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Actually, Diplomatic Immunity is NOT like that. Sure you could kill people, but then the government can kill you. It's an eye for an eye type of situation, but if the government fails to kill you (they can only send out one assassin) within 24 hours you're free. Of course if you were to go to your own country they'd be allowed to send TWO assassins.


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But you can "steal" however much you want. A fine will be sent to your country and they will pay for it using your tax money.


 
 
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Well, I'd take just a little bit of money from a bank and fly all over the world.


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With Diplomatic Immunity, you're pretty much exempt from the law, in other words, you're above the law now.
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That's not really how diplomatic immunity works, but I won't rain on the hypothetical parade.
I know that's not how it works
i guarantee you didn't until flee pointed it out


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People itt assuming they wouldn't get fistfucked right away anyways.


 
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also i wouldn't do anything because laws are generally a good thing to follow


 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
I'd also kill every mobster, gangster, let alone crime lord. I'd basically go after every bad person that has done or is going to do a heinous act.
Enjoy getting a hit taken out on you.

OT, I wouldn't kill anyone. No one deserves to die. If you run around ending people's lives, no matter how evil they are, you're just as bad. If I had the level of immunity you're describing (that doesn't exist in real life) I would just rob a bank once to get like $100,000.


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I mean, I don't really have anything I want to do that's illegal, and I don't really want to go to another country just for the sake of breaking the law.