Would you suck Loafs dick for 1 million dollars $$$

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 ??? ???  :-[

Loaf hasn’t showered in about 30 hours

He’s spent most of this time in his gaming chair reading and dominating social justice warriors on Facebook, the ac has been broken all day so it’s been hot in his room

You are given the choice, if you can suck his dick dry and swallow, you will be awarded $1000000 cash untaxed etc, all for you.

Would you do it?

 
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Nigga imma take that shit to the bank no hesitation

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Jive, why are you even thinking about sucking Loaf's dick? This never even occurred to me. It's like thinking about waking up and the sun being blue. Yet you did. Why?

 
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Absolutely, what kinda question is that? I'd suck his sick dick once a month for a year for that squeeze. Fuck outta here.

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I neither fear, nor despise.
As long as I don't get a terminal illness fuck it bro im set for life after 1 gross thing

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Fuck dude I would suck it for free

 
 
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being branded as "that guy who sucked wannabe twink dick for a million dollars" for the rest of my life would probably outweigh any value or happiness that a million dollars could actually give me

even if no one knew, that shit would weigh on my conscience and i'd probably kill myself or something

you'd get the same answer for any amount of money, really
Last Edit: October 26, 2017, 01:31:31 AM by Verbatim

 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
You can't suck on something that isn't there

 
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If you know, you know.
Giving up your morals / standards just to get money? No thanks.
Would you let Loaf suck your dick for 1M$?

 
 
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yeah, i'm scared i might enjoy it though >.<

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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In a fucking heartbeat, and anybody saying they wouldn't is just trying not to think about it.

 
 
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I answered yes before I knew there was money involved.

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Quote from: Verbatim on October 26, 2017, 01:29:23 AM
and i'd probably kill myself or something

That seems inevitable so fuck it bro get the money

 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
Quote from: challengerX on October 26, 2017, 02:27:15 PM
Quote from: Max on October 26, 2017, 12:55:38 PM
In a fucking heartbeat, and anybody saying they wouldn't is just trying not to think about it.
Or you know we have pride and dignity unlike you and your hobo dick sucking boyfriend.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 
 
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RIP ENDIE
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: ねこ on October 26, 2017, 02:44:30 PM
Quote from: challengerX on October 26, 2017, 02:27:15 PM
Quote from: Max on October 26, 2017, 12:55:38 PM
In a fucking heartbeat, and anybody saying they wouldn't is just trying not to think about it.
Or you know we have pride and dignity unlike you and your hobo dick sucking boyfriend.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
😭🙏

WHOOOAAAHHHHHHH

 
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yeah

easy way to make 1,000,000 in five seconds

 
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hell yea, i'd win three times

get rich
suck dick
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Quote from: challengerX on October 26, 2017, 02:27:15 PM
Quote from: Max on October 26, 2017, 12:55:38 PM
In a fucking heartbeat, and anybody saying they wouldn't is just trying not to think about it.
Or you know we have pride and dignity unlike you and your hobo dick sucking boyfriend.
imagine still being obsessed with this haha

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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but yes sol is my bf 

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: R o c k e t on October 26, 2017, 02:10:13 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on October 26, 2017, 01:29:23 AM
and i'd probably kill myself or something

That seems inevitable so fuck it bro get the money
lmaoo rocket said something funny