Santa isn't real.

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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Just saying he only exists in media and books just like this one deity.

 
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Santa = Satan

 
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Wh-what!?

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I suppose if you look at it like that Santa is evil?
Nahhhh

 
 
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That's not what my jolly rosey cheeked white bearded fat bastard on Dark Souls says. I give the gift of being mildy helpful in co-op and a good solid dunking to invaders.

 
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fuck you
Yes he does

 
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He is real.

 
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Corgi is best land animal
Why would you say such a thing? ;~;
He is real, I know it :c

 
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SHUT THE FUCK UP.  HE'S REAL.  HE HAS TO BE.

 
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Moms spaghetti
But I see him at the mall D:

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Quote from: Statefarm on December 24, 2014, 01:39:25 PM
But I see him at the mall D:
It's just a pedophile in a costume.

 
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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
If he's a fatty with a fat hat, with a fat beard that is white as fat, and has a big fat red belly, then it's canon to call him santa.