san andreas was fucking awful

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ayy lmao
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"so what do we do now?"
*cue shot of american flag*
"we rebuild"


that was literally the closing line of the movie. they said that. verbatim. fuck me, what a waste of $8.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Can't wait for the sequel: Vice City.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I lost all interest when I realized it wasn't a GTA movie.


 
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#America


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
>paying money to see the concept of a movie we've literally seen a MILLION times while the Rock phones in a shit performance

I saw the trailer for this movie last year and immediately knew what it was going to be like. Looks like I was right.


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Can't wait for the sequel: Vice City.
That'd be a prequel


IDIOT


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ayy lmao
>paying money to see the concept of a movie we've literally seen a MILLION times while the Rock phones in a shit performance

I saw the trailer for this movie last year and immediately knew what it was going to be like. Looks like I was right.
oh i knew it'd suck, and i went in with low expectations, but it even fucking shattered those.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Can't wait for the sequel: Vice City.
That'd be a prequel


IDIOT
Learn to take a joke you fucknut


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Can't wait for the sequel: Vice City.
That'd be a prequel


IDIOT
Learn to take a joke you fucknut
he said ironically


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It was basically 2012 but isolated into a smaller area


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
There was a disturbing lack of bicycle drive-bys in that movie


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"so what do we do now?"
*cue shot of american flag*
"we rebuild"


that was literally the closing line of the movie. they said that. verbatim. fuck me, what a waste of $8.

Wow, Verby, you really dropped the ball on that script.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I want to be annoyed that you spoiled the ending, buuuuuuuut I doubt I'd actually go see it.


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Mad Max was better.


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verbatim. fuck me,
Well well well


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ayy lmao
I want to be annoyed that you spoiled the ending, buuuuuuuut I doubt I'd actually go see it.
not sure how i spoiled it. there wasn't much of a plot, and the ending was absolutely what you would expect of a movie like this, i just didnt expect it to be that bad.


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ayy lmao
verbatim. fuck me,
Well well well
you caught me. you can join too.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I want to be annoyed that you spoiled the ending, buuuuuuuut I doubt I'd actually go see it.
not sure how i spoiled it. there wasn't much of a plot, and the ending was absolutely what you would expect of a movie like this, i just didnt expect it to be that bad.

So this is more of a review. No plot, ending was stereotypical.
It was bad.

How many stars would you give it?


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ayy lmao
I want to be annoyed that you spoiled the ending, buuuuuuuut I doubt I'd actually go see it.
not sure how i spoiled it. there wasn't much of a plot, and the ending was absolutely what you would expect of a movie like this, i just didnt expect it to be that bad.

So this is more of a review. No plot, ending was stereotypical.
It was bad.

How many stars would you give it?
less than zero


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I want to be annoyed that you spoiled the ending, buuuuuuuut I doubt I'd actually go see it.
not sure how i spoiled it. there wasn't much of a plot, and the ending was absolutely what you would expect of a movie like this, i just didnt expect it to be that bad.

So this is more of a review. No plot, ending was stereotypical.
It was bad.

How many stars would you give it?
less than zero

negative stars? That's.......an incredibly bad movie


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ayy lmao
I want to be annoyed that you spoiled the ending, buuuuuuuut I doubt I'd actually go see it.
not sure how i spoiled it. there wasn't much of a plot, and the ending was absolutely what you would expect of a movie like this, i just didnt expect it to be that bad.

So this is more of a review. No plot, ending was stereotypical.
It was bad.

How many stars would you give it?
less than zero

negative stars? That's.......an incredibly bad movie
i honestly thought it was parody, and that i hadn't realized it, until about halfway through.


 
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verbatim. fuck me
It's not happening. Get over it, loser.


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verbatim. fuck me
It's not happening. Get over it, loser.
come on it'l be fun. You don't want the poor guy to die a virgin when you finally destroy the world do you?


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ayy lmao
verbatim. fuck me
It's not happening. Get over it, loser.
why are you so mean to me