Spoiler Samurai Jack season 5

 
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just kidding i could easily just look it up because i don't care about this dumbass """season"""

but by the sounds of it, it'll probably just piss me off


 
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okay so i read the plot

enjoy your non-canon fanfic, guys


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okay so i read the plot

enjoy your non-canon fanfic, guys
Wow it's that bad?

Is it actually non-canon, or is the end so ridiculous it's hard to believe the creators made it canon?


 
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okay so i read the plot

enjoy your non-canon fanfic, guys
Wow it's that bad?

Is it actually non-canon, or is the end so ridiculous it's hard to believe the creators made it canon?

it's probably not all that bad--this is me we're talking about

i tend to look at episodes cumulatively rather than on an individual basis, so this has been building up for awhile

but like what napalm said, the series has gone in a direction that NOBODY (except for 13-year-old shippers and people who missed the point of the first four seasons) wanted it to go

expect fanservice of all types and little else, samurai jack is pretty much dead to me
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okay so i read the plot

enjoy your non-canon fanfic, guys
Wow it's that bad?

Is it actually non-canon, or is the end so ridiculous it's hard to believe the creators made it canon?

it's probably not all that bad--this is me we're talking about

but like what napalm said, the series has gone in a direction that NOBODY (except for 13-year-old shippers and people who missed the point of the first four seasons) wanted it to go

expect fanservice of all types and little else, samurai jack is pretty much dead to me
Jack+Ashi is what I never wanted to happen, so that's already a strike. Depending on what the other fanservice is, some enjoyment might be salvageable. If it's more bloody action I can pass (especially if it's akin to the Orc scene from the previous episode), and if Jack decides "I'll stay here in the future with my waifu because we have hope in the future" or some cheesy bullshit that would be another strike.


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Watched the first part of the episode.
The awkward pole scene is really killing it for me. I wish someone would stop that fucking music, it reminds me of something you'd see in an 80s B-flick. They also actually used that "What's poking me" OwO innuendo. Am I supposed to laugh at the absurdity of this, or cry?


 
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it gets worse


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The pacing in this show is a bit fucked honestly. If you have fewer episodes to work with you'd think the writers would focus the main plot instead of using an entire episode's buildup to anticlimactically cut to a fucking jump-smooch.

This episode was like one non-stop scaramouche penis joke for me.

 I'm probably out, going back to my shitty Japanese cartoons.


 
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>people thought this would end up being good

lmao


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REMEMBER KIDS:

you cannot be spiritually complete as a person unless you find a significant other!


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>people thought this would end up being good

lmao
Given that episodes 1, 2, 3, and 4 were all amazing it's not surprising we expected kino the whole way through.
There's no need for the "I told you so" shit. This is the only episode thus far that could truly be considered bad, with the exception of a moment or two from episode six.



 
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LMAO I knew fucking verbatim would have an issue with JackXAshi

it was NEVER a father/daughter relationship and the people who wanted that are fucking retarded

Jack and Ashi have so much chemistry and you're a moron if you think the romantic element wasn't 100% necessary


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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REMEMBER KIDS:

you cannot be spiritually complete as a person unless you find a significant other!
who fucking said that

Jack and Ashi fell in love, there's been sexual tension between them as early as the pinocchio episode

just because you think romance has no place in a good story doesnt mean it cant happen

honestly you're a fucking moron dude


 
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LMAO I knew fucking verbatim would have an issue with JackXAshi

it was NEVER a father/daughter relationship and the people who wanted that are fucking retarded

Jack and Ashi have so much chemistry and you're a moron if you think the romantic element wasn't 100% necessary
borderline misogynistic opinion


 
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just because you think romance has no place in a good story doesnt mean it cant happen
that's exactly what it means


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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LMAO I knew fucking verbatim would have an issue with JackXAshi

it was NEVER a father/daughter relationship and the people who wanted that are fucking retarded

Jack and Ashi have so much chemistry and you're a moron if you think the romantic element wasn't 100% necessary
borderline misogynistic opinion
not whatsoever

youre the misogynistic one for trying to impose your rules on who women can date

the ashi/jack relationship formed in a natural and healthy way and people are losing their shit over it lmao

I am so glad genndy did this, it is where the story should have gone


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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By thinking you need to protect younger women from older men you are being misogynistic.

An adult is an adult.


 
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By thinking you need to protect younger women from older men you are being misogynistic.

An adult is an adult.
except that's not the reason the ship shouldn't have happened you dumb retard

and that's also not even the whole reason the episode sucked

this show is garbage from head to toe

and yes, your opinion is incredibly misogynistic--the whole message of the episode, and perhaps the entire season so far, is that you cannot be a complete person without a romantic partner; you can't just be independent--your whole life's meaning has to revolve around somebody else, which is horribly trite, completely stupid, and quite misogynistic given our social climate

genndy is 100% out-of-touch with how a romance should be played out if you must have one at all
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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By thinking you need to protect younger women from older men you are being misogynistic.

An adult is an adult.
except that's not the reason the ship shouldn't have happened you dumb retard

and that's also not even the whole reason the episode sucked

this show is garbage from head to toe
nah man, they have so much chemistry

youre just an angry little man who doesnt like love

this season of samurai jack is better than any of the previous four


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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and yes, your opinion is incredibly misogynistic--the whole message of the episode, and perhaps the entire show so far, is that you cannot be a complete person without a romantic partner; you can't just be independent
No it's fucking not? That's never fucking stated or implied. You're fighting ghosts, dipshit. Jack and Ashi didnt need to end up together, but they did and it was very natural


 
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and yes, your opinion is incredibly misogynistic--the whole message of the episode, and perhaps the entire show so far, is that you cannot be a complete person without a romantic partner; you can't just be independent
No it's fucking not? That's never fucking stated or implied. You're fighting ghosts, dipshit. Jack and Ashi didnt need to end up together, but they did and it was very natural
this is some PSU-tier reasoning


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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and yes, your opinion is incredibly misogynistic--the whole message of the episode, and perhaps the entire show so far, is that you cannot be a complete person without a romantic partner; you can't just be independent
No it's fucking not? That's never fucking stated or implied. You're fighting ghosts, dipshit. Jack and Ashi didnt need to end up together, but they did and it was very natural
this is some PSU-tier reasoning
explain to me how the show implies you need a partner to be whole

it fucking doesnt, youre reading into it in an attempt to find something wrong


 
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explain to me how the show implies you need a partner to be whole

it fucking doesnt, youre reading into it in an attempt to find something wrong
by doing it at all

this is jack's character arc--he's alone and depressed until he finds a significant other to complete him

he can't just find something within himself; his self-worth is awkwardly chained to another person

fucking stupid


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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explain to me how the show implies you need a partner to be whole

it fucking doesnt, youre reading into it in an attempt to find something wrong
by doing it at all

this is jack's character arc--he's alone and depressed until he finds a significant other to complete him

he can't just find something within himself; his self-worth is awkwardly chained to another person

fucking stupid
except that's fucking wrong - Jack had ended his depression and grief at the end of episode 6. He was the one who slayed the horseman, the representation of his guilt. It wasn't Ashi's love that made Jack come out of his depression, it was knowing that he had made the world a better place, and that his friends and allies are still out there holding the torch.

Youre reading this show completely fucking backwards. Youre honestly not nearly as smart as I used to think you were.


 
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except that's fucking wrong - Jack had ended his depression and grief at the end of episode 6. He was the one who slayed the horseman, the representation of his guilt. It wasn't Ashi's love that made Jack come out of his depression, it was knowing that he had made the world a better place, and that his friends and allies are still out there holding the torch.
if this were true, that would only make the show even worse


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Jack was depressed because he thought he failed the world. He never went to the same place twice, so he never got to see the positive results of his actions. That changed in season 5.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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except that's fucking wrong - Jack had ended his depression and grief at the end of episode 6. He was the one who slayed the horseman, the representation of his guilt. It wasn't Ashi's love that made Jack come out of his depression, it was knowing that he had made the world a better place, and that his friends and allies are still out there holding the torch.
if this were true, that would only make the show even worse
it is true

that was the intended fucking meaning and youre too dense to grasp it

it's perfect  - it doesn't make the show worse lmao


 
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except that's fucking wrong - Jack had ended his depression and grief at the end of episode 6. He was the one who slayed the horseman, the representation of his guilt. It wasn't Ashi's love that made Jack come out of his depression, it was knowing that he had made the world a better place, and that his friends and allies are still out there holding the torch.
if this were true, that would only make the show even worse
it is true

that was the intended fucking meaning and youre too dense to grasp it
and if it were true, this season would only suck even harder, because that's so fucking boring

it's also not even true


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It probably would have been less awkward if they managed to spread this out over a couple of seasons.