The exercise fairy. It sounds like a pitiful joke, that if a headline read "the exercise fairy was stepped on" you might laugh; partially at it's pitiful existence, but at the irony of such a pitiful defenseless creature being effaced. The cruel humor gives you a chance to exercise the inner desire to be cruel, in spite of the society which conditions you through the superficiality of movies and tv shows to feel that sticking up for the little guy is virtuous. The poor exercise fairy. In reality it's no different from the man who wears the banana costume outside of some icecream shop on the side of an off ramp of a highway. The exercise fairy exposes human nature in all of it's cruel malevolence.