Rules of Homoerotic Circle Jerks

Naru · February 05, 2015, 10:09:41 PM

1. Keep your hands to yourself.
2. You must open your eyes at least every 30 seconds, and you must keep them open 30 seconds at a time.
3. No making fun of smaller or larger penises.
4. Bring your own tissues for cleanup.
5. If you bring pornography, you must share it.
6. You cannot fantasize about the girlfriends of the boys standing next to you, but you can fantasize about the girlfriends of every other boy in the circle.
7. You can fantasize about any of the boys in the circle jerk, but not if they are standing next to you.
8. An official circlejerk contains 7 boys.
9. If fewer than 7 boys wan to jerk off together, they must stand in a single file, and it shall be known as a firing line.
10. If more than 7 boys want to jerk off together, it shall be called a Joint Session of Congress.

BC · February 05, 2015, 10:10:42 PM

What the fuck did I just read

Flee · February 05, 2015, 10:11:21 PM

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R o c k e t · February 05, 2015, 10:11:54 PM

..................

N/A · February 05, 2015, 10:12:15 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · February 05, 2015, 10:12:27 PM

Quote from: Flee on February 05, 2015, 10:11:21 PM

So I've just come up with this amazing thing me and 6 other of you guys could do. Who's with me?

ayyyyy #yunoit

Azumarill · February 05, 2015, 10:12:28 PM

Quote from: Flee on February 05, 2015, 10:11:21 PM

So I've just come up with this amazing thing me and 6 other of you guys could do. Who's with me?

backyard wrestling league?

basketball team?

a gang?

True Turquoise · February 05, 2015, 10:12:30 PM

You know thanks to this forum i really forgot what an actual circlejerk was, but now.. yeah..

Flee · February 05, 2015, 10:14:16 PM

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Naru · February 05, 2015, 10:14:47 PM

Quote from: Flee on February 05, 2015, 10:14:16 PM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 05, 2015, 10:12:27 PM
Quote from: Flee on February 05, 2015, 10:11:21 PM
So I've just come up with this amazing thing me and 6 other of you guys could do. Who's with me?
ayyyyy #yunoit
#circlebros4lyfe

LET US PARTICIPATE IN JOLLY JERK-OFFPERATION

The Lord Ruler · February 05, 2015, 10:16:31 PM

but whos the pivot man

Casper · February 05, 2015, 10:19:03 PM

Wait, why don't we touch each other? Wouldn't that be more fun?

Naru · February 05, 2015, 10:21:45 PM

Quote from: Casper on February 05, 2015, 10:19:03 PM

Wait, why don't we touch each other? Wouldn't that be more fun?

It's a circlejerk

Casper · February 05, 2015, 10:23:58 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 05, 2015, 10:21:45 PM

Quote from: Casper on February 05, 2015, 10:19:03 PM
Wait, why don't we touch each other? Wouldn't that be more fun?
It's a circlejerk

Yeah, I thought we jerked each other.

Naru · February 05, 2015, 10:25:43 PM

Quote from: Casper on February 05, 2015, 10:23:58 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 05, 2015, 10:21:45 PM
Quote from: Casper on February 05, 2015, 10:19:03 PM
Wait, why don't we touch each other? Wouldn't that be more fun?
It's a circlejerk
Yeah, I thought we jerked each other.

Only if you're in the middle.

Casper · February 05, 2015, 10:28:10 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 05, 2015, 10:25:43 PM

Quote from: Casper on February 05, 2015, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 05, 2015, 10:21:45 PM
Quote from: Casper on February 05, 2015, 10:19:03 PM
Wait, why don't we touch each other? Wouldn't that be more fun?
It's a circlejerk
Yeah, I thought we jerked each other.
Only if you're in the middle.

As long as I'm on my knees, I wouldn't want it any other way.

The Lord Ruler · February 05, 2015, 10:28:38 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on February 05, 2015, 10:16:31 PM

but whos the pivot man

True Turquoise · February 05, 2015, 10:30:04 PM

This thread makes me shiver, its 4AM

Naru · February 05, 2015, 10:33:16 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 05, 2015, 10:30:04 PM

This thread makes me shiver, its 4AM

This isn't even the final form.

Mat Cauthon · February 06, 2015, 02:47:09 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 05, 2015, 10:33:16 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on February 05, 2015, 10:30:04 PM
This thread makes me shiver, its 4AM
This isn't even the final form.

Go big or go home.