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For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

How do you prove that you exist...?  Maybe we don't exist...

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...

What is wrong with you?

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

alright.. this is starting to get autistic

...

I'm 16 years old! I'm not a child anymore!

You gave up your voice and family for a hot guy.

In my kingdom, we call that a whore.

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...

What is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.

BATTLECROOSAH OPERATIONAL

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...

What is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.

Your chemistry abilities are lacking...um, what's your name?

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

You mean The Flood?



Nope. Killed them all.

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

You mean The Flood?



Nope. Killed them all.

Woah, those things are ugly.

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

You mean The Flood?



Nope. Killed them all.

This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...

What is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.

Your chemistry abilities are lacking...um, what's your name?

Lacking? If there is one ability that never lacks it is the ability, my ability, with women. My name is Peter Quill, people call me Star Lord.

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

You mean The Flood?



Nope. Killed them all.

Woah, those things are ugly.

That is the only thing I fear. But I kill it all the same.

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...

What is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.

Your chemistry abilities are lacking...um, what's your name?

Lacking? If there is one ability that never lacks it is the ability, my ability, with women. My name is Peter Quill, people call me Star Lord.

Must I ask the question again?

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

You mean The Flood?



Nope. Killed them all.

This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood

You're quite excited to kill monsters, I could use someone like yourself, sir.

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...

What is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.

Your chemistry abilities are lacking...um, what's your name?

Lacking? If there is one ability that never lacks it is the ability, my ability, with women. My name is Peter Quill, people call me Star Lord.

Ah, a ladies man huh? Now I know who to quietly ignore, also...Star who?

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

You mean The Flood?



Nope. Killed them all.

This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood

You're quite excited to kill monsters, I could use someone like yourself, sir.

Receiving transmission.

I'll will bring my ship and my fleet, comrade

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

You mean The Flood?



Nope. Killed them all.

This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood

You're quite excited to kill monsters, I could use someone like yourself, sir.

Receiving transmission.

I'll will bring my ship and my fleet, comrade

Now that's what I call weapons...

*Sees ships passing by*

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...

What is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.

Your chemistry abilities are lacking...um, what's your name?

Lacking? If there is one ability that never lacks it is the ability, my ability, with women. My name is Peter Quill, people call me Star Lord.

Ah, a ladies man huh? Now I know who to quietly ignore, also...Star who?

I'm Star Lord.. man.. Legendary Outlaw... Guardian of the Galaxy. You might remember me? I stopped that one blue guy Roman or Ramen or whatever, had the infinity stone in a hammer? Ringing any bells?

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

You mean The Flood?



Nope. Killed them all.

This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood

You're quite excited to kill monsters, I could use someone like yourself, sir.

Receiving transmission.

I'll will bring my ship and my fleet, comrade

ALL SHIPS, FORM UP!

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

Are you calling us weak, split-chin?

Hmmm. You're strength is not in your physicality.
But your resolve.

Spoiler

and stubbornness >__>

Anyway, seen any zombies around here?

You mean The Flood?



Nope. Killed them all.

This Battlecroosah shoots! It destroys! But wait... it can kill Flood

You're quite excited to kill monsters, I could use someone like yourself, sir.

Receiving transmission.

I'll will bring my ship and my fleet, comrade

ALL SHIPS, FORM UP!

Reconfigure firing coordinates to sector six-one-alpha

Ayyy join plug.dj figs

For the fun of it! Try to keep it in this thread since there are some people who look down upon this sort of thing.

Anyway, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich.

The females of our race are warriors too.
Why are you restricted to being a bread-maker?

Um, its just a sandwich...for myself. Have any problems with that?

*Cocks shotgun*

*looks around uncomfortably*

Well.......no, of course not..
Have you seen my Fleet in orbit? Just magnificent isn't it?

Wow.

*tosses plasma rifle*

You know how to fire a weapon yes? Show me what you can do >_>

*Falls on ground because the gigantic alien rifle is kinda heavy* Ouch.

*helps up*

HAHA! You have a bold spirit!
You would make a fine warrior among our ranks.

Thanks...I guess. This thing is what, like made of titanium or something? Most of the guns I use quite light and...don't have a double use as hammers.

Well let me borrow a quote from one of your people's scientists regarding this fine weapon.

“You know, it looks delicate and so you feel like you need to hold it kind of gingerly—but then you see an Elite crack a Bravo Kilo's head with one—the things are built tough.”

And this is just the standard issue weapon we all carry.
I think our heavy weapons might.......just be too heavy for your species.

I can tell, these two are gonna get some interspecies thing goin. It's fine, I've done that myself. They weren't quite like mandibled dinosaurs, but still kinda the same thing...

What is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me. I am just a man who can sense chemistry between two people... ish. I have that ability. Talking about big guns and all. I am guessing that plasma rifle isn't the only gun you are admiring.

Your chemistry abilities are lacking...um, what's your name?

Lacking? If there is one ability that never lacks it is the ability, my ability, with women. My name is Peter Quill, people call me Star Lord.

Ah, a ladies man huh? Now I know who to quietly ignore, also...Star who?

I'm Star Lord.. man.. Legendary Outlaw... Guardian of the Galaxy. You might remember me? I stopped that one blue guy Roman or Ramen or whatever, had the infinity stone in a hammer? Ringing any bells?

Nope. never heard of you. Heard about that talking racoon though.