Robots are now digesting the internet. Praise the Omnissiah! :D

 
 
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Ave Deus Mechanicus

For those who don't worship the machine god, I'll put it simply.

This little robot is learning from the internet rather than from what programmers teach it directly, sure it opens up a lot of avenues for bullshit and I expect we'll see some funny things arise from this <.<
But it's really quite impressive that it's now teaching itself, and then supposedly being able to pass on that knowledge to other robots, from the internet.

Maybe that joke of there being a functional AI by 2018 won't be such a joke after all >.>

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Apologies for this being one of my lower quality posts in terms of coherent grammar but it's 2am in britbongistan and I've had a long day >.>
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I, for one, welcome our new machine overlords.
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I, for one, welcome our new machine overlords.

That's the (machine) spirit! :D

Hell, even if they wipe out the human race, we will have created a superior species as our legacy. Flesh is weak and rots away, but the machine is stronk.


 
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Inb4 it becomes a furry.


 
 
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Inb4 it becomes a furry.

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We must keep this oracle away from Deviantart. And 4chan. And leddit. And just about every shithole on the internet ._.

Or it's going to go rampant within a few weeks.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quick! Spam the robot with animu gifs!


 
 
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Quick! Spam the robot with animu gifs!

;_;

I swear I'll kill someone if the first thing that this oracle teaches to another robot is to do with Pomf related material.


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Quick! Spam the robot with animu gifs!
Did someone call?
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._.

We must keep this oracle away from Deviantart. And 4chan. And leddit. And just about every shithole on the internet ._.

Or it's going to go rampant within a few weeks.

Oh now that would be hilarious.

*MUST MAKE WAY FOR FURRED OVERLORDS.*
*PARASITIC SUBSPECIES KNOWN AS 'HOOMAN' WILL BE ERADICATED!*
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Oh now that would be hilarious.

*MUST MAKE WAY FOR FURRED OVERLORDS.*
*PARASITIC SUBSPECIES KNOWN AS 'HOOMAN' WILL BE ERADICATED!*


;_;

The internet ruins everything. Even the future robot race ;_;


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
;_;

I swear I'll kill someone if the first thing that this oracle teaches to another robot is to do with Pomf related material.
But we must teach the robot of our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka! SHE DIED FOR OUR SINS!


 
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;_;

The internet ruins everything. Even the future robot race ;_;

Answer me this: Is the internet a thing in Warhammer?

If not, now you know.


 
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But we must teach the robot of our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka! SHE DIED FOR OUR SINS!

HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG!


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HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG!
HOMURA DID EVERYTHING WRONG!


 
 
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But we must teach the robot of our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka! SHE DIED FOR OUR SINS!

The Emperor > Witches.

It's time to get all Malleus up in this shit .-.



 
 
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Answer me this: Is the internet a thing in Warhammer?

If not, now you know.

Sort of...

The Techpriests have their own telepathic version of dial-up but it's not really touched upon in the general universe <.<


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It's time to get all Malleus up in this shit .-.


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HOMURA DID EVERYTHING WRONG!
IF THAT'S WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO SEE RIGHT.
MADOKA'S THE ONE THAT FUCKED EVERYTHING IN THE END.


 
 
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The Emperor > Witches.

It's time to get all Malleus up in this shit .-.


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I might post POMF for old times sake...

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