Roast me

 
𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen
it's really hard to find serious flaws because I'm so amazing

but you can try if you want

nothing is off limit


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Reddit is that way —>


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Reddit is that way —>
r/roastme is dumb because people are just roasting your appearance

like who cares? good roasts have to do with hard hitting emotional issues like making fun of a dead parent or something


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𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
No, I won't indulge your humiliation fetish
I only get off if it's a girl saying it to me tho

so you're good I'm not a faggot bro


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My stupidity is self evident.
It's quite obvious to everyone that you're a pathological liar.

That's not to say you're not a decent guy but I'm half convinced your first name is Ma'iq.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
No, I won't indulge your humiliation fetish
I only get off if it's a girl saying it to me tho

so you're good I'm not a faggot bro
what if I put one of my dresses on?


 
𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen
good stuff good stuff

keep it coming


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My stupidity is self evident.
Are you related to Alex Jones?


 
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who's that?


 
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LOL your username


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
it's really hard to find serious flaws because I'm so amazing

but you can try if you want

nothing is off limits


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...I got nothing.


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My stupidity is self evident.
Do you have any dead relatives?


Jk no one actually cares.


 
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It's quite obvious to everyone that you're a pathological liar.

That's not to say you're not a decent guy but I'm half convinced your first name is Ma'iq.
What makes you say this...?


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My stupidity is self evident.
It's quite obvious to everyone that you're a pathological liar.

That's not to say you're not a decent guy but I'm half convinced your first name is Ma'iq.
What makes you say this...?

Quote
Roast me


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Hold on let me grab my giant staff to shove up your ass in order to roast you over this fire.

Spoiler
seriously though I have no issues with you so... I got nothing


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SU is finally able to prosper under my leadership now that you're gone.


 
 
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<.<
So do you want to do this Joan of Arc style or Skull island style?

Either way is fine, it all tastes roughly the same at the end.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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So do you want to do this Joan of Arc style or Skull island style?

Either way is fine, it all tastes roughly the same at the end.
I don't know what this means


 
 
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<.<
So do you want to do this Joan of Arc style or Skull island style?

Either way is fine, it all tastes roughly the same at the end.
I don't know what this means
Human BBQ

e.e


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Ember used to be cool and funny

Now he's just gay
your mom is a gmo


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uhhh...

- korrie
Can't really think of anything right now.


 
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Can't really think of anything right now.
did you just call him uninspiring and nondescript

ouch


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uhhh...

- korrie
Can't really think of anything right now.
did you just call him uninspiring and nondescript

ouch
Who are we talking about again?


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Your love gets me so high
how does it feel knowing that you'll never be better than first class?


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You're not as funny as you used to be tbh fam imo


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the dj spins and cuts me
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youre not special enough to get that kind of attention from me