Ridiculous Things That Were Banned At Your School?

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hoodies
Then what did everyone wear during fall????


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We had to wear a uniform, and when I was in 6th year they implemented a school jacket. The jacket was shitty and very expensive and didn't even have a hood, but they decided to ban non-school jackets in the school when it was put in. The teachers would actually make people take off their jackets and carry them around, even on cold/wet days. Absolute bullshit.
And to make it worse, I was in 6th year when it happened so investing in something that I would be able to use for a few months wasn't going to happen, especially when I had a better jacket at home..


 
 
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They banned beyblades after a few punch ups over them, that was fun.

They also banned anyone from having fun, and by fun I mean anything involving running around and shoving >.>

British Bulldog - It's ridiculous to ban it but what happened next is better.
So there was a large group of us, about 20-30 that used to play bulldog in middle school every break and lunch. Nobody got hurt, a few fell over and got bumped but that's not exactly hospitalisation.

But because of the cotton wool litigation bullshit that was going on at the time, they banned it to play it safe. So we promptly came up with 'Bite' which was the exact same thing but with a different 'tackle'. They banned that after about a week. Then various incarnations of infectious monsters like werewolves and zombies later... the teachers just banned any variation of it with threats of detention.

GG.

But not GG for long.

We came up with 'stampede' next. Now this is where it gets funny, the same 30 of us would line up on one side of the playground/field and rampage to the opposite side. God help anyone who was in the way and you were out if you were last.

The game ended up really popular with almost all of the school playing at one point. Girls, Boys, Years 3-6. So after a few weeks of stampede there was easily about 100 kids involved. It was gloriously fun, there is something about charging with a horde of your classmates that is unexplainably fun.

But 100 kids rampaging the length of the playground is a recipe for disaster. Two kids fell at the front and got completely trampled, one cracked his ribs and the other cut his face above the eye ._.

And that was the end of that.

After that it was 'No fun allowedβ„’' completely.

So the irony here is that by banning bulldog, they actually ended up with two kids needing to take a trip to A&E. lawl.


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We were not allowed to walk on the airport's active runways.


Like seriously, someone called security and they told us to step back.


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Middle school. Going to the library during lunch. It contradicted itself. The librarian and some teachers were okay with it, but others and the principle were like "NOPE." because you were not allowed to be in the hallway during snack or lunch.

And the halls were the only way to get to the library.... which we were allowed by certain faultily members. It was a big mess.


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Putting your pant legs inside your cowboy boots was considered gang related.
Wearing different colored socks was labeled gang related at my school and banned...

OTT hand jobs from the janitor and dating your teachers to get better grades.


 
 
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We were not allowed to walk on the airport's active runways.


Like seriously, someone called security and they told us to step back.
What assholes, I'll get run over by a plane if I want to.


 
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We were not allowed to walk on the airport's active runways.


Like seriously, someone called security and they told us to step back.
That's a federal regulation.


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We were not allowed to walk on the airport's active runways.


Like seriously, someone called security and they told us to step back.
What assholes, I'll get run over by a plane if I want to.

I dunno man.. They expressed sympathy towards the asshole student who received third degree burns from a crash. I knew how much the incident sucked, but he didn't change.
Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 04:12:35 PM by Vien


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Hair past ear length and facial hair were all banned.  Funny how a couple decades ago the school was all okay with that shit.


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spaghetti strap tanktops.
shorts/skirts shorter then 5" above the knee.
sagging pants.
trench coats.
hats.
dip.
uh... we had a bunch thats all i can think of at the moment though.


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You weren't allowed to wear a jacket over your school uniform, even if it was fracking snowing outside.

At my current school, the lower years have to wear a blazer or jumper even if its fracking melting outside. I'm ok though, 6th form don't have to wear uniform.


Oh, and in primary school, we weren't allowed to ale my stuff outside. When I was 8, I didn't enjoy sports or running round and shit so I took out a book to read on the bench for an hour and got told off. That's right, the only school to actually punish its students for reading.
Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 05:10:32 PM by BaconShelf


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See you Cowgirl,
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spaghetti strap tanktops.
shorts/skirts shorter then 5" above the knee.
Those bastards


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spaghetti strap tanktops.
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They banned bringing your own gear for baseball during recess in my grade 6-8 days...they had a box of really shitty gloves and bats and some really worn down baseballs that we were forced to play with during recess. managed to break a bat or two because of it. After I broke the third bat they banned baseball outright during recess because we broke most of the bats.


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spaghetti strap tanktops.
shorts/skirts shorter then 5" above the knee.
sagging pants.
trench coats.
hats.
dip.
uh... we had a bunch thats all i can think of at the moment though.
cards
outside food/drink (-water)
yoga pants (no one followed this)


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
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"Unnatural" hair colors.
The cheerleading team must have been pissed.
Nah, people were allowed to bleach their hair or dye it "natural" colors like blonde. They just couldn't have blue/red highlights or streaks, or anything like that.


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Putting your pant legs inside your cowboy boots was considered gang related.

And a hideous fashion statement that only girls can pull off.


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A school in my city banned sharpies because kids were trying to get high off of them.