Ribeye cooking issue

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So yesterday I got two rib eyes at a Whole Foods Market for around 16 bucks. 10oz, USDA choice, somewhat decent marbling, the whole shebang. I cooked one yesterday and I plan on cooking the other today. My problem though is that when I got the meat on the pan and searing, it started to shrink up and the edges lifted off the pan; creating all sorts of uneven cooking problems.

I don't know if it was because of the pan I was using, I don't have a proper cast iron and the pan I was using isn't entirely flat. I was gonna use a slightly bigger pan but one that was definitely more flat. I also don't know if the temperature on the stove might have played a role, I preheated the stove but I had it all the way up, not sure if I needed it on like a 6/7 out of 10 instead.

Any steak experts have any good ideas?


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I actually canโ€™t tell if youโ€™re quoting another tv show or not lol

BUT this happened to me before. Cut some slits in the side of the fat around the steak, watch this vid

https://www.google.com/amp/s/lifehacker.com/keep-steaks-and-chops-from-curling-with-a-few-quick-cut-1039306804/amp


 
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh


 
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?


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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
I would have gotten my money back fam


 
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
why would you eat steak any other way


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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
why would you eat steak any other way
well done has the taste of a boot.


 
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
why would you eat steak any other way
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
medium rare


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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
why would you eat steak any other way

are you retarded


 
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it


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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes


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He cooks raw food


 
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes
you know what's appetizing

a thick slab of what looks like your mother's vagina on her period

mmmmmmmmmmmm


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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes
you know what's appetizing

a thick slab of what looks like your mother's vagina on her period

mmmmmmmmmmmm
Medium rare is ideal and it's nothing like that


 
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes
you know what's appetizing

a thick slab of what looks like your mother's vagina on her period

mmmmmmmmmmmm
Medium rare is ideal and it's nothing like that
medium rare is for disgusting degenerates and my description was spot-on


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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes
you know what's appetizing

a thick slab of what looks like your mother's vagina on her period

mmmmmmmmmmmm
Medium rare is ideal and it's nothing like that
medium rare is for disgusting degenerates and my description was spot-on
No it's for people who understand how meat is supposed to be cooked, and are aware of what good flavour is.


 
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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes
you know what's appetizing

a thick slab of what looks like your mother's vagina on her period

mmmmmmmmmmmm
Medium rare is ideal and it's nothing like that
medium rare is for disgusting degenerates and my description was spot-on
No it's for people who understand how meat is supposed to be cooked, and are aware of what good flavour is.
so not you


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Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes
you know what's appetizing

a thick slab of what looks like your mother's vagina on her period

mmmmmmmmmmmm
Medium rare is ideal and it's nothing like that
medium rare is for disgusting degenerates and my description was spot-on
No it's for people who understand how meat is supposed to be cooked, and are aware of what good flavour is.
so not you
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