Retards trying to become famous musicians, enter this thread

Sup.

No.

Yes

NO.

Not with that attitude.

Then this is the perfect attitude, as long as it stops.

  won't know unless I go for it.

Lol.

You can't stop this.

My dick can.

We can make a sex tape for marketing purposes to get my name out as the first bi-sexual rapper with a mix tape playing in the back ground. Split the profit 80/20.

Sup.

No.

Yes

NO.

Not with that attitude.

Then this is the perfect attitude, as long as it stops.

  won't know unless I go for it.

Lol.

You can't stop this.

My dick can.

We can make a sex tape for marketing purposes to get my name out as the first bi-sexual rapper with a mix tape playing in the back ground. Split the profit 80/20.

I don't know if I could take 80%.

I just want to play weekend shows in dive bars for the fun of it...

I just want to play weekend shows in dive bars for the fun of it...

You get paid in booze, don't you?

I just want to play weekend shows in dive bars for the fun of it...

You get paid in booze, don't you?

one of the bars near me pays a low monetary rate but with free beer for the band, yes.

>dustin

I wanted to compose music but then I realised I wouldn't make it lol

Sadly not everyone will come to this realisation

I think if you are trying to become a famous musician. You're doing it wrong. And even if, anyone who puts all their cards in one career, especially one like music, deserves it if it fails.

I agree. If you are going into music for a career, you should care more about making music rather than making money.

How come pop musicians get all the money by making shitty pop songs while blues/jazz/rock n roll/metal/modern day rock/skiffle musicians don't, all of these things i mentioned requires talent, rap and pop used to be good and pop started to sucks after 2008.

>Be me
>Have perfect pitch
>Be extremely gifted with writing and performing music
>Make over $500/mo. teaching music for six hours a week
>College music theory is easy as balls
>Also be great with computers
>Majoring in computer information systems
>Only 55 students at my uni. getting that major
>Average starting salary $120K
>mfw I can be a musician and not struggle for money
>mfw I'm already making money as a musician
>mfw no face

How come pop musicians get all the money by making shitty pop songs while blues/jazz/rock n roll/metal/modern day rock/skiffle musicians don't, all of these things i mentioned requires talent, rap and pop used to be good and pop started to sucks after 2008.

Jazz and blues is very niche.  The music is harder to digest than the I-V-vi-IV chord structure of most pop sings.  Also remember that many pop stars are famous because of their personalities and vices in addition to their music.