ITT: shit books

Any book you like

Almost every young adult book made within the last 10 or so years.

To Kill a Mockingshit

Spoiler

I just didn't like the book

Get off of my website.

Ew, The Jungle scarred us from reading. 

The Fellowship of the Ring

Okay, maybe not 'shit', but just boring. Oh, so boring.

the hobbit

Catcher in the why

Catcher and the Rye

Future opinions: disregarded.

Sorry, not a fan of reading a shit load of pages about a depressed bitch whining about life

If you think that's all Salinger's masterpiece is about, you're a fucking retard. You're not supposed to like Holden.

You're not supposed to like any of the characters in Gatsby either, and while it makes you hate the cast perfectly, that makes for a slow, sluggish novel that you have to force yourself through and in the end wonder why you just wasted your time on it.

I only read non fiction, all the books I've bought and read I've liked.

Fahrenheit 451

Wat

>Reading books

The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Tolkien is great at world-building but is a very poor storyteller. Too much extraneous information and masturbatory use of made-up languages and written songs. He's absolutely an incredible writer and arguably the most important fantasy writer in history, but I just find the trilogy immensely unsatisfying.

The Hobbit's my jam, though.

Jurassic Park

That was a book?

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Catcher and the Rye
Huckleberry Finn
Cage bird sings

Huckleberry Finn wasn't terrible

Red Badge of Courage
To Kill a Mockingbird

Fahrenheit 451

Wat

I just think a long story driven by interior monologue is a poor manner to tell the tale; personally, I think it can wonders in short-stories, but listening to an individual's thoughts for an entire book? pls no

same reason I don't like Catcher in the Rye. I can relate to Holden a lot, although it gets tiresome reading his angst-ridden thoughts.

To Kill a Mockingshit

Spoiler

I just didn't like the book

Get off of my website.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.”

But seriously, that was when I read it for school. I could have an entirely different interpretation if I reread it now. I've changed significantly.

Anything by Ayn Rand.

To Kill a Mockingshit

Spoiler

I just didn't like the book

Get off of my website.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.”

But seriously, that was when I read it for school. I could have an entirely different interpretation if I reread it now. I've changed significantly.

I hated it when I was reading it for school, but now I don't. It's a great book IMO.

Everybody Poops.

To kill a mocking bird.

Life of Pie. It is just such shit. I hate the symbolism, and the way the story is presented. The main character is full of himself and, just, ugh.

The Dark Knight Returns
All-Star Batman and Robin
Sin City
Holy Terror

So basically anything Miller writes.

Life of Pie. It is just such shit. I hate the symbolism, and the way the story is presented. The main character is full of himself and, just, ugh.

Yeah, that cookbook was pretty crappy. The Life of Pi was great though.

Anything by Ayn Rand.

Jimmies = rustled

Twilight

lol did you read Twilight?

Life of Pie. It is just such shit. I hate the symbolism, and the way the story is presented. The main character is full of himself and, just, ugh.

Yeah, that cookbook was pretty crappy. The Life of Pi was great though.

>the joke


>your head