Reminder: Your dad probably wishes he pulled out

MyNameIsCharlie · December 12, 2015, 02:34:33 PM

Every year, 9 months before your birthday he quietly berates himself for not blowing that load on your mother's stomach

Nexus · December 12, 2015, 02:37:44 PM

Dead people can't wish thing.

Verbatim · December 12, 2015, 02:40:17 PM

I wasn't planned, but I wasn't unwelcome, either.

For all their flaws, my parents are pretty chill, and I appreciate and love them both.

human24 · December 12, 2015, 02:41:04 PM

Idk. Maybe I should ask him. Only if I knew where he lived.

Assassin 11D7 · December 12, 2015, 02:41:53 PM

Still our worst poster

Coomer · December 12, 2015, 02:42:18 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 12, 2015, 02:40:17 PM

but I wasn't unwelcome, either.

You are now

Yu · December 12, 2015, 02:43:04 PM

Well considering they tried and failed 6 times before I came along, not really.

Verbatim · December 12, 2015, 02:43:51 PM

Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on December 12, 2015, 02:42:18 PM

You are now

Clearly not.

R o c k e t · December 12, 2015, 03:03:59 PM

Reminder: nobody gives a shit

True Turquoise · December 12, 2015, 03:05:26 PM

3 children planned

challengerX · December 12, 2015, 03:38:33 PM

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Sandtrap · December 12, 2015, 03:50:00 PM

You know, actually, that's true. Apparently I was an accident. There was never supposed to be a second kid after the first one came along.

I bet he really regretted it the most, when he went and punched my mother out, thus ending their relationship for good.

But not the stream of child support money, of course. That one probably burned him for a while, I'd think.

Kiwicake · December 12, 2015, 03:53:38 PM

I was planned though

MyNameIsCharlie · December 12, 2015, 03:59:08 PM

Quote from: challengerX on December 12, 2015, 03:38:33 PM

If only you could be a real dad and have kids of your own.

How odd... I feel a rustling haven't felt in a long ti- nope gone

🂿 · December 12, 2015, 04:04:21 PM

Says the guy who couldn't have kids of his own, causing Mrs. Charlie to have an affair.

Nexus · December 12, 2015, 04:10:54 PM

Quote from: The Nuke Before Christmas on December 12, 2015, 02:39:13 PM

Apparently I was "planned"

Boy, they got fucked on that deal.

BaconShelf · December 12, 2015, 04:13:47 PM

Quote from: Snowtrap on December 12, 2015, 03:50:00 PM

You know, actually, that's true. Apparently I was an accident. There was never supposed to be a second kid after the first one came along.

I bet he really regretted it the most, when he went and punched my mother out, thus ending their relationship for good.

But not the stream of child support money, of course. That one probably burned him for a while, I'd think.

Savage

Batch · December 12, 2015, 04:25:26 PM

Planned, organized and came out the day I was supposed to.

Luis · December 12, 2015, 04:27:14 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 12, 2015, 02:40:17 PM

I wasn't planned, but I wasn't unwelcome, either.

For all their flaws, my parents are pretty chill, and I appreciate and love them both.

Batch · December 12, 2015, 04:27:33 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 12, 2015, 04:04:21 PM

Says the guy who couldn't have kids of his own, causing Mrs. Charlie to have an affair.

God I can feel the sizzle from here

MyNameIsCharlie · December 12, 2015, 04:27:42 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on December 12, 2015, 04:04:21 PM

Says the guy who couldn't have kids of his own, causing Mrs. Charlie to have an affair.

See my response to Challenger.

MyNameIsCharlie · December 12, 2015, 04:28:22 PM

Unoriginal shit

Sandtrap · December 12, 2015, 04:42:23 PM

Quote from: space boy on December 12, 2015, 04:13:47 PM

Quote from: Snowtrap on December 12, 2015, 03:50:00 PM
You know, actually, that's true. Apparently I was an accident. There was never supposed to be a second kid after the first one came along.

I bet he really regretted it the most, when he went and punched my mother out, thus ending their relationship for good.

But not the stream of child support money, of course. That one probably burned him for a while, I'd think.

Savage

Oho you bet.

Busta Nut · December 12, 2015, 04:46:18 PM

From the fact he took a long tumble down the road of depression after I was born, I believe at least some of the blame for his life having been shit lies on my existence. But seeing that he's no longer amongst the living, I can't really even begin to understand the reasoning behind many of his actions.

You're also a shitty poster, Charlie.

Girl of Mystery · December 12, 2015, 11:21:38 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 12, 2015, 02:40:17 PM

I wasn't planned, but I wasn't unwelcome, either.

This.

But I don't really care what my waste of oxygen Dad thinks of me anyway.

Thun · December 12, 2015, 11:23:12 PM

Probably.

Dopameme · December 13, 2015, 12:01:36 AM

as a matter of fact, my 3 brothers and I were all planned

Cadenza has moved on · December 13, 2015, 12:05:15 AM

I never asked if I was planned or not but my Dad's proud of me and what I've done so far.

Korra · December 13, 2015, 12:07:43 AM

I don't know. Maybe. I know one of them does, but not my daddy-o.