REMINDER THAT AUSFALIA LOST TO FLIGHTLESS BIRDS

Lemy the Lizerd · January 03, 2015, 11:46:57 AM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 03, 2015, 11:48:54 AM

randomrosso · January 03, 2015, 11:51:35 AM

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Magos Domina · January 03, 2015, 11:52:36 AM

DAS B00T x2 · January 03, 2015, 11:54:11 AM

Osboc · January 03, 2015, 11:55:46 AM

now you know why all the poisonous animals go to Australia.

s03 · January 03, 2015, 12:39:52 PM

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The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month.

UnwornUniform · January 03, 2015, 12:41:44 PM

This is what they should be teaching us at school.

The Lord Ruler · January 03, 2015, 12:45:09 PM

>10,000 rounds of ammo
>only 12 confirmed emu kills
>loss of diginity

BlitzFiend · January 03, 2015, 12:47:20 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on January 03, 2015, 12:45:09 PM

>10,000 rounds of ammo
>only 12 confirmed emu kills
>loss of diginity

Kinder Graham · January 03, 2015, 12:48:31 PM

That many kills with that much ammunition tells me that modern Jihadists took battle plans from Australia

Elegiac · January 03, 2015, 01:12:31 PM

Luis · January 03, 2015, 01:53:48 PM

Ender · January 03, 2015, 02:08:30 PM

g💚jira · January 03, 2015, 02:47:38 PM

Your reminder that dinos have been wrecking everyone like this since at least the Carnian

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 03, 2015, 02:51:00 PM

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Septy · January 03, 2015, 03:08:34 PM

Verbatim · January 03, 2015, 03:11:23 PM

Blown out? Pretty sure it's blown up.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 03, 2015, 03:39:12 PM

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A Cheese Potato · January 03, 2015, 06:34:56 PM

hey now they move pretty fast

cuneif · January 03, 2015, 08:41:33 PM

Mind blown. :-

BlitzFiend · January 03, 2015, 08:54:45 PM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on January 03, 2015, 06:34:56 PM

hey now they move pretty fast

i am disappointed in you mate
dont attack the birdies

Statefarm · January 03, 2015, 09:28:35 PM

"Losses:
10,000 rounds of ammo
Dignity"

LOL

Elegiac · January 03, 2015, 10:13:20 PM

We will never live up to america's buffalo killing skills. Although we did wipe out the Tasmanian Tiger. Wiped that fucker out real good. So, actually...

Australia - 1
America - 0

Because I see you still have one or two buffalo. Tsk tsk.

big sponge · January 03, 2015, 11:32:44 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on January 03, 2015, 10:13:20 PM

We will never live up to america's buffalo killing skills. Although we did wipe out the Tasmanian Tiger. Wiped that fucker out real good. So, actually...

Australia - 1
America - 0

Because I see you still have one or two buffalo. Tsk tsk.

There's a difference between the Australian military losing to a bunch of Emus and hunters being prevented from hunting the buffalo to extinction.

America - 500
Australia - -60000

Elegiac · January 03, 2015, 11:37:20 PM

Quote from: LC on January 03, 2015, 11:32:44 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on January 03, 2015, 10:13:20 PM
We will never live up to america's buffalo killing skills. Although we did wipe out the Tasmanian Tiger. Wiped that fucker out real good. So, actually...

Australia - 1
America - 0

Because I see you still have one or two buffalo. Tsk tsk.

There's a difference between the Australian military losing to a bunch of Emus and hunters being prevented from hunting the buffalo to extinction.

America - 500
Australia - -60000

Nationalism - - ∞
Elegiac - Over 9000
LC - 5 (?)

There's a difference between a cull and perpetrating a near-extinction. We got the Tiger, now america needs to tuck in its napkin and finish its buffalo.

A Cheese Potato · January 03, 2015, 11:37:43 PM

Spoiler

let's not even mention the cassowary okay
that thing will fuck you up