Remember to go to the toilet before killing yourself

Verbatim · May 16, 2016, 08:24:46 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 16, 2016, 08:18:13 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 16, 2016, 08:16:11 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 16, 2016, 08:09:05 PM
But that's not what I'm talking about.
What you're talking about isn't even worth discussing. What's important is, "if you were alive, would you have wanted this?"
That's not what I'm talking about, that was abundantly clear from the first few replies. Not my fault you couldn't pick up on it and just kept stubbornly repeating the same shit.

I mean, you've pretty much invalidated your first reply.

"Remember to take a shit before killing yourself."
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you do, because you'll be dead, so you won't care."

That's what you said, and it was the dumbest thing ever. Now you're adding something onto that. You're saying, "Well, if you're the type of person who cares, I guess that would be a good idea."

Which was MY point from the start.

May 16, 2016, 08:28:45 PM

Because I didn't know I was getting into some big formal debate with the first reply. I wouldn't care, so I was making an exaggerative broad statement about anyone. No different than "if you don't like Community, you're literally a retard".

Verbatim · May 16, 2016, 08:33:06 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 16, 2016, 08:28:45 PM

I wouldn't care

and that's the stupid part!

why wouldn't you care

True Turquoise · May 16, 2016, 08:36:17 PM

Look both ways before crossing

May 16, 2016, 08:40:42 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 16, 2016, 08:33:06 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 16, 2016, 08:28:45 PM
I wouldn't care
and that's the stupid part!

why wouldn't you care

Because I don't really have anyone who I would, even alive, care about finding my body. And more than that, because I'm a selfish, bad person. I know you would care, up until you died, and that's because you're not that way.

Word Wizard · May 16, 2016, 08:46:03 PM

If you are going to kill yourself, make sure your chores are done first.

Super Irish · May 16, 2016, 09:06:55 PM

Quote from: Rectum Custodian on May 16, 2016, 08:46:03 PM

If you are going to kill yourself, make sure your chores are done first.

Yes, tidy up your room before you splatter your brains across it.

Leave a sort of "abstract suicide", an art form.

Spoiler

But in all srsness suicide's bad, don't do that

The Hån · May 16, 2016, 11:05:09 PM

die with a boner

MyNameIsCharlie · May 16, 2016, 11:26:40 PM

All this talk about the morality of suicide makes me want to say that it is deeply cultural. Tell someone who is Japanese that suicide is selfish. They honestly wouldn't know what you are talking about.

R o c k e t · May 17, 2016, 12:46:03 AM

Quote from: Ryle on May 16, 2016, 01:04:40 PM

remember to shoot your hard drive before shooting your face

I'm dying laughing fuck you

Dietrich Six · May 17, 2016, 10:18:58 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 16, 2016, 07:39:14 PM

I know for a FACT that my mother would be traumatized if she found my body riddled with bullets in my room--but let's go with that method anyway, because nothing matters!

What a fucking joke.

>riddled with bullets
>suicide

I think you're having trouble with this.

Verbatim · May 17, 2016, 10:19:43 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 17, 2016, 10:18:58 AM

>riddled with bullets
>suicide

I think you're having trouble with this.

Dietrich doesn't know what a shotgun is, either.

DAS B00T x2 · May 17, 2016, 10:26:42 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 17, 2016, 10:18:58 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 16, 2016, 07:39:14 PM
I know for a FACT that my mother would be traumatized if she found my body riddled with bullets in my room--but let's go with that method anyway, because nothing matters!

What a fucking joke.

>riddled with bullets
>suicide

I think you're having trouble with this.

I don't know about how creative you are, but I could think of some ways to make sure than anything with a fun switch or maybe a bump stock empties itself when you want to end it.

Dietrich Six · May 17, 2016, 10:28:58 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 17, 2016, 10:19:43 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 17, 2016, 10:18:58 AM
>riddled with bullets
>suicide

I think you're having trouble with this.
Dietrich doesn't know what a shotgun is, either.

If you shoot yourself with a shotgun it's going to be point blank.

It doesn't leave a lot of little holes, it's one gigantic hole, and that's assuming you're using something like bird shot to kill yourself.

Source: look up any picture of shotgun suicide, ever, in the history of shotguns.

OT: don't rig a complex system of pulleys to allow you to pull the trigger of a shotgun that's positioned five feet from you.
If you do, don't use bird shot because there's a pretty good chance you're going to survive for a while.

Verbatim · May 17, 2016, 10:31:09 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 17, 2016, 10:28:58 AM

If you shoot yourself with a shotgun it's going to be point blank.

It doesn't leave a lot of little holes, it's one gigantic hole

Created by little holes. Because that's how shotguns work.

Give up.

Dietrich Six · May 17, 2016, 10:45:25 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 17, 2016, 10:31:09 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 17, 2016, 10:28:58 AM
If you shoot yourself with a shotgun it's going to be point blank.

It doesn't leave a lot of little holes, it's one gigantic hole
Created by little holes. Because that's how shotguns work.

Give up.

Sure, it takes many wooden boards to build a shack, but it's still one shack.

Dietrich Six · May 17, 2016, 10:47:55 AM

Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on May 17, 2016, 10:26:42 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 17, 2016, 10:18:58 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on May 16, 2016, 07:39:14 PM
I know for a FACT that my mother would be traumatized if she found my body riddled with bullets in my room--but let's go with that method anyway, because nothing matters!

What a fucking joke.

>riddled with bullets
>suicide

I think you're having trouble with this.
I don't know about how creative you are, but I could think of some ways to make sure than anything with a fun switch or maybe a bump stock empties itself when you want to end it.

Yeah I considered that, but verb doesn't seem like that kinda guy.

Hair trigger and a simple fishing line pull would work.